There was a flood in a village.
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man. God will save me!
The flood water rose higher and eventually the man had to stand on the roof of his house.
A helicopter soon came and the pilot offered him help."
No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he drowned
He got to the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why on earth didn't you save me?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"
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Yikes, that is so old I heard it back in the 70's! But there are people like that.
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