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No, I dont ever ride.

JD

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While the humpers were humping away on my leg, I was out riding my bicycle with friends. One can
only begin to guess if they have any friends other than their keyboard. Hump this, [censored]:

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JD

Nice locale, excellent pictures! But you are so full of [censored]...and yourself...

Dave (like anyone really cares where you ride)

*I* care! (I like to know where I wasn't invited 🙁

Bill "found some pics phallic in nature" S.

Whoa there big guy, TMI!!!

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Well, the Brits have a different use of the word "humpers", too. I found that out when I was there
on a project, and the project manager asked me if I wanted a couple of humpers. I didn't
completely know what it meant, but I was pretty sure I did. :-)

Gonna have to explain that one to me. I'd be totally confused if someone asked if I wanted "a couple
of humpers".

'Humpen' I'd be ok with...

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While the humpers were humping away on my leg, I was out riding my bicycle with friends. One can
only begin to guess if they have any friends other than their keyboard. Hump this, [censored]:

LOL

Looks pretty but boring - where is technical bits.

Kind regards

Bruno

You a funny guy Bruno, heh........

Shaun aRe

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some long haired

ROTFLMAO, again.

The cluelessness of this flavor of newbie apparently knows no bounds.

To remain so forever seems to be his goal.

JD

Heheheh - yeah, all but the terminally clueless know _full well_ you've been as bald as a coot for
the last 10 years.

Shaun aRe - That's one cat that can breath again................

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Well, the Brits have a different use of the word "humpers", too. I found that out when I was
there on a project, and the project manager asked me if I wanted a couple of humpers. I didn't
completely know what it meant, but I was pretty sure I did. :-)

Gonna have to explain that one to me. I'd be totally confused if someone asked if I wanted "a
couple of humpers".

'Humpen' I'd be ok with...

Carriers/labourers - "I been humpin' furniture all day, I need a beer" - Removal man after a long
shift. Got it yet?

Shaun aRe

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Looks fast and fun, but doesn't look too difficult or technically challenging!

That's the great thing about the internet. You can really tell what a trail is completely like
from just a few photos.

JD

You mean you can't?

Friggin' thing is defective.

Marty

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BB said:

Well, the Brits have a different use of the word "humpers", too. I found that out when I was
there on a project, and the project manager asked me if I wanted a couple of humpers. I didn't
completely know what it meant, but I was pretty sure I did. :-)

Gonna have to explain that one to me. I'd be totally confused if someone asked if I wanted "a
couple of humpers".

'Humpen' I'd be ok with...

Carriers/labourers - "I been humpin' furniture all day, I need a beer" - Removal man after a long
shift. Got it yet?

I'm sure Marty is familiar with "humpin' a ruck through the boonies."

JD

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I'm sure Marty is familiar with "humpin' a ruck through the boonies."

JD

Too familiar. Every once in a while I get all nostalgic and [censored] then I see my ALICE in the garage
and snap out of it.............

Marty

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You just need to get one of those radar dector dector jammers. Unless of course they also have
a radar dector dector jammer dector. Then you're screwed...

Do they make Stealth Cars yet? What are the police going to do then?

VW Bug. The new one. "Round for a reason", hee hee hee.

gabrielle

Girl, you're killing me!!!! LOL!!

Mike - The daffodil in the bud vase dash is what really absorbs the radar waves. ;^)

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You just need to get one of those radar dector dector jammers. Unless of course they also have
a radar dector dector jammer dector. Then you're screwed...

Do they make Stealth Cars yet? What are the police going to do then?

VW Bug. The new one. "Round for a reason", hee hee hee.

Actually wouldn't it have to be something with sharp angular lines that nobody really recognizes as
a vehicle. Like the Pontiac Aztek.

Keith L.

Just Say: "And you thought Kathleen had one because she liked way it looks."

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Do they make Stealth Cars yet? What are the police going to do then?

VW Bug. The new one. "Round for a reason", hee hee hee.

Actually wouldn't it have to be something with sharp angular lines that nobody really recognizes
as a vehicle. Like the Pontiac Aztek.

Yep - round cars would pretty much guarantee a good return signal.

Radar waves have to be pretty drunk before they'll touch an Aztec though.

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Do they make Stealth Cars yet? What are the police going to do then?

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>Do they make Stealth Cars yet? What are the police going to do then?

VW Bug. The new one. "Round for a reason", hee hee hee.

Actually wouldn't it have to be something with sharp angular lines that nobody really recognizes
as a vehicle. Like the Pontiac Aztek.

Yep - round cars would pretty much guarantee a good return signal.

Radar waves have to be pretty drunk before they'll touch an Aztec though.

I wish that was true.

I used to own the ultimate stealth vehicle - a 1990 Corsica - metallic burgundy. I got vanity plates
just so I could tell my own car from the umpteen million others that looked exactly like it. It was
so ubiquitous as to be functionally invisible. Generic "car". You could drive that thing 90 mph in a
school zone with naked siamese twin dwarves strapped to the roof and a meth lab cooking in the
hatch, and nobody would bat an eye.

Kathleen "Your mileage may vary."

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I used to own the ultimate stealth vehicle - a 1990 Corsica - metallic burgundy. I got vanity
plates just so I could tell my own car from the umpteen million others that looked exactly like
it. It was so ubiquitous as to be functionally invisible. Generic "car". You could drive that
thing 90 mph in a school zone with naked siamese twin dwarves strapped to the roof and a meth lab
cooking in the hatch, and nobody would bat an eye.

Kathleen "Your mileage may vary."

LOL! Oh, that was good...

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I used to own the ultimate stealth vehicle - a 1990 Corsica - metallic burgundy. I got vanity
plates just so I could tell my own car from the umpteen million others that looked exactly like
it. It was so ubiquitous as to be functionally invisible. Generic "car". You could drive that
thing 90 mph in a school zone with naked siamese twin dwarves strapped to the roof and a meth lab
cooking in the hatch, and nobody would bat an eye.

Naked siamese twin dwarves, Gracie?

Bill "say goodnight" S.

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I used to own the ultimate stealth vehicle - a 1990 Corsica - metallic burgundy. I got vanity
plates just so I could tell my own car from the umpteen million others that looked exactly like
it. It was so ubiquitous as to be functionally invisible. Generic "car". You could drive that
thing 90 mph in a school zone with naked siamese twin dwarves strapped to the roof and a meth lab
cooking in the hatch, and nobody would bat an eye.

Naked siamese twin dwarves, Gracie?

Bill "say goodnight" S.

*Sigh* I miss that car...

Kathleen

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You could drive that thing 90 mph in a school zone with naked siamese twin dwarves strapped to the
roof and a meth lab cooking in the hatch, and nobody would bat an eye.

Classic!

JD

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You could drive that thing 90 mph in a school zone with naked siamese twin dwarves strapped to the
roof and a meth lab cooking in the hatch,

Add in yakking on the cell phone, and that would seem to be a normal load for the "drop em off at
school" crowd.

Pete

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You could drive that thing 90 mph in a school zone with naked siamese twin dwarves strapped to
the roof and a meth lab cooking in the hatch,

Add in yakking on the cell phone, and that would seem to be a normal load for the "drop em off at
school" crowd.

Pete

I bet big money you'll never catch Kathleen picking driving while yakking on a cell phone andd
holding a latter. Plus even now she doesn't drive the right sort of vehicle.

If one more latte crazed soccer mom in a silver landcruiser passes me going 45 in a 25 on her way to
get her kids at the same school I"m on my way too.... rrrrrr

P.