http://highracers.blogspot.com/2005/12/kevin-keuhl-aka-tom-swift-or-magilla.html
The HRS staff has just been informed that Kevin Keuhl AKA Tom Swift AKA
Magilla Gorilla is a no longer living in a dumpster. Folks at his
hometown of Eagle, WI took pity on Kev and rescued him from the corner
of 4th& Wells in Milwaukee. HRS staff sent funds to assist with the
recovery phase, however he had already departed and left to St. Petes
seeking new housing offered by [censored] Shidda at their infamous "studio
single-bunk trailers." JimmyMac, on hiatus from investigative
research, jumped at the opportunity to escape his Chicago based Forest
Glen snow ladened compound awaiting Kevin with a gallon sized can of
linseed oil. Apparently Bwian, Director of Advertising recommended
this new team, Magilla and JimmyMac as the 2006 [censored] Shidda Poster
Boys.
After interviewing Kevin's psychiatrist, whom has no regard for
"patient doctor privileges," HRS learned his dumpster plight had
nothing to do with getting banned from the Killer Bee team. Apparently
on the run from Johnny Law for insubordination and assault of
management at his Milwaukee Post Office Branch, he was forced into
this dire pathetic lifestyle after a long period of unemployment. With
"Going Postal" a phenomenon feared more than Al Qaida here in the good
'ol USA, it is fortunate he didn't take out the entire staff with his
AK -47 Assault Rifle. We can only pray that Kevin/Magilla Gorilla
seeks professional anger management help ASAP.
Now that he has settled in sunny St. Petes, we see that Kevin/Magilla
Gorilla is back to his old self sticking it to fellow fat ass FOGS with
his wee man joint and more. Witness this climactic scene with Kev and
JimmyMac! Rumors are it will be in the next KK Aero slide show. Thank
god these yo-yo's had some rolls of Killer Bee Asswipe to clean up with
after this game of Camp Walkbike twister.