An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants,
bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum,
sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??" American (in a bad
mood): "Of course." Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't.
In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American
listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum
between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat
fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell
the jam to the states."
After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in
France?" Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course. "American: "We don't. In
America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into
bubble-gum and sell them to France." anon
Sheldon