Fraud Landis

Joe King said:

I can't believe this is happening!

Believe it. And get it straight while you're at it. It's now Froid (tm)
Landis. Cuz I want my royalty checks so I can finance my budding ball
patch business. Tell your friends.
-DA74

On 7/31/06 8:44 PM, in article
[email hidden], "DA74"

Quoted message said:

Joe King said:

I can't believe this is happening!

Believe it. And get it straight while you're at it. It's now Froid (tm)
Landis. Cuz I want my royalty checks so I can finance my budding ball
patch business. Tell your friends.
-DA74

Posted to a cycling forum:

CC Rider
Post Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:04 pm

For what it's worth a good friend of mine is a team wrench for Phonak. The
day that Landis popped is the same day Lance Armstrong blew into town. After
the race Landis and Armstrong were hanging out and had the wrench go out and
find a bottle of Jack that they both downed that night, so not only did
Landis have a couple of beers he drank a bottle of Jack with Armstrong. Or
Armstrong gave him to much juice....Time will tell.

DA74 said:

Joe King said:

I can't believe this is happening!

Believe it. And get it straight while you're at it. It's now Froid (tm)
Landis. Cuz I want my royalty checks so I can finance my budding ball
patch business. Tell your friends.

If you have to patch your balls, do you also have to boot your shorts?

Be damned careful to remove the sliver of glass or metal from your
shorts, or else you'll just puncture your sack all over again!

--
Chris BeHanna
'03 Specialized Allez Elite 27
'04 Specialized Hardrock Pro Disc

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Chris BeHanna said:

If you have to patch your balls, do you also have to boot your shorts?

Be damned careful to remove the sliver of glass or metal from your
shorts, or else you'll just puncture your sack all over again!

If you were a mountain biker you could use slime.