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  1. TourSleazy lives!

    http://members.optusnet.com.au/~weezil0/wtoursleazy0562w.JPG

    yes, it is a motorised recumbent. Well sort of. Engine power only,
    pedal power only, both at once. What happens when you let a loony get
    hold of your whippersnipper?

    The creator says:

    "Final drive is a 7 speed bicycle derailleur with a special Shimano
    Mega-Range rear cluster which drops 1st gear into the weeds. Top speed
    in 1st gear at the governor setpoint of 3650 RPM is about 30km/h. Will
    climb any hill in my district.

    Top speed on the level is about 53-55km/h, but given a slight downhill
    slope can touch 72km/h.

    After 200km of daily street use, TS has consumed 1850ml of unleaded
    petrol, an average of 111.1km/litre or about 263mpg."

    He doesn't say anything about downhill corners...

    Be very afraid, you may be looking at the future of commuting!

    Zebee

    --
    Zebee Johnstone ([email hidden]), proud holder of
    aus.motorcycles Poser Permit #1.
    "Motorcycles are like peanuts... who can stop at just one?"

  2. Zebee Johnstone wrote:

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    Quoted message said:

    http://members.optusnet.com.au/~weezil0/wtoursleazy0562w.JPG


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    Quoted message said:

    Be very afraid, you may be looking at the future of commuting!

    Zebee


    Wot, no front suspension? ;-)

    Seriously tho, <cue the John Lennon song> imagine if every commuting
    single-occupant car with minimal load was one of these (with handlebars
    like that, shouldn't it have a milk crate bungee-strapped on somewhere?)...

    263mpg - wow.
    How I wish it was the future...
    Instead of radio traffic reports about bumper to bumper jams, and
    life-wasting, tragic crashes...

    <adopts John Faine voice>
    "VicRoads tells us there's been a nasty accident on the South-Eastern
    Freeway near the corner with Warrigal Road. Apparently the riders of
    the two Franken-mopeds have gone to a local GP to have their grazed
    knees, ankles, and elbows painted with Betadine and to be given Med
    Certs so they can take a few days off work. North- and South-bound
    bicycle and Franken-moped riders should have no problem at all, but
    urban 4WD drivers should [ABC beeps out next 20 seconds] sexual
    inadequacy, general selfishness and yeast infections.
    </John Faine voice>

    The 50cc Land Speed Record? Weezilco *rawks*!

    [censored]

    fred

  3. In aus.bicycle on Thu, 12 Aug 2004 21:55:24 +1000

    fred knieman said:


    Seriously tho, <cue the John Lennon song> imagine if every commuting
    single-occupant car with minimal load was one of these (with handlebars
    like that, shouldn't it have a milk crate bungee-strapped on somewhere?)...

    Possibly better brakes too..

    Apparently TS chews through brake pads, and the smoke coming off them as
    they char when hauling the plot down from 60kmh can be a bit
    disturbing...

    Be careful what you wish for, think of those descriptions of traffic in
    Hanoi or Beijing!

    Zebee

  4. Zebee Johnstone said:

    In aus.bicycle on Thu, 12 Aug 2004 21:55:24 +1000

    fred knieman said:

    Seriously tho, <cue the John Lennon song> imagine if every commuting
    single-occupant car with minimal load was one of these (with handlebars
    like that, shouldn't it have a milk crate bungee-strapped on somewhere?)...

    Possibly better brakes too..

    Apparently TS chews through brake pads, and the smoke coming off them as
    they char when hauling the plot down from 60kmh can be a bit
    disturbing...

    Hmm...
    <start completely pedantic-ness>
    .... I notice it uses ULP, so it probably has emission [sp?] controls and
    isn't a two-stroke. Well, unless it doesn't/isn't. Am I the only
    person in the world that is annoyed by those two-stroke motorised bikes?
    (... that would appear to be so v eco-friendly... unless you know how
    [censored]' dirty two-stroke motors are - just one of those bikes prolly
    puts out more CO/NOx/nasty combustion particles than 100 SAABs...)

    Hmm, redux: does the environmental footprint an ULP recumbent moped
    offset the burning brake-pads?
    </completely pedantic-ness>

    Disc brakes, maybe?

    Quoted message said:


    Be careful what you wish for, think of those descriptions of traffic in
    Hanoi or Beijing!

    I've seen what Tokyo was like, and... mind weak... body strong... umm, I
    mean, body weak... mind strong... must... not... tell... anecdote...

    One sunny winter afternoon I was steaming home along Kokudô 4 from
    Nihombashi to Koshigaya, and stopped at traffic lights somewhere in
    Adachi-ku. A policeman, who was 6 foot 2, I swear, stepped out in front
    of me and said (in Japanese), "What on earth are you doing, riding your
    bike on the road? Ride on the footpath like a sensible person. On the
    footpath, now!"
    Strangely enough, I completely lost the ability to speak or understand
    Japanese, except to wish him "Konnichi wa" ["good morning"], then say
    "Arigatô gozaimasu", and "Oyama, uchi no o-niwaya-san wa wani ni
    taberaremashita wa yo!" [(in the infections of an elderly female) "my
    goodness, our gardener has been eaten by a crocodile!"]
    The lights changed, and I rode off as quickly as possible.
    (I wonder, has this incident has been noted in
    jp.police.foreigners.odd.really-odd ...)

    Demurrer: I still think the replacement of cars with HPVs would be a
    good thing. And it looks like the opposite is happening in the places
    you mentioned. But that's a whole 'nother thread...

    Quoted message said:


    Zebee

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