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  1. Flatulence Filter Seat Cushions Make for Pristine Holiday Home Environment

    GREENVILLE, N.C., Dec. 8 /PRNewswire/ -- The weather outside is delightful, but the weather
    inside is frightful because one of your holiday guests suffers from excessive intestinal gas.
    Now you can have the comfort of a pristine flatulence-free holiday home environment with
    GasBGon(R)/GasMedic(TM) flatulence filter seat cushions. Available at gasbgon.comgasbgon.com .
    "When a family member suffers from uncontrollable outbursts of intestinal gas," says Jim Huza, a
    filtration engineer and co-developer of the high-tech flatulence filter seat cushions, "holiday
    memories tend not to be associated with the smell of chestnuts roasting on an open fire." The
    seat cushions are designed to "clear the air, not the room" through an application of the latest
    developments in material science. GasBGon(R) flatulence filter seat cushions incorporate
    state-of-the-art acoustical foam and carbon filter technologies to muffle the sound and adsorb
    the odors of intestinal gas. They come in a range of designer styles (USD $21.95) Replaceable
    carbon filters last up to 6 months for most end users before requiring change-out. Available at
    gasbgon.comgasbgon.com . Medical-grade GasMedic(TM) flatulence filter seat cushions (USD $31.95)
    and related containment systems are specially designed for individuals who suffer from medically
    induced flatulence. They are the state-of-the-art solution for folks who don't believe that a
    medical gas condition should be a life sentence. Available at gasmedic.comgasmedic.com . The
    GasMedic(TM) line of flatulence filter seat cushions is being launched this year after extensive
    research and development. It uses a special grade of activated carbon technology developed by
    the military for chemical defense garments. What's more, each GasMedic(TM) Classic-type carbon
    filter has a surface area equivalent to that of five football fields. All
    GasBGon(R)/GasMedic(TM) flatulence filter seat cushions are made in U.S.A., assembled by East
    Carolina Vocational Center, advocates of opportunities for the disabled. For information or to
    buy GasBGon(R) (USD $21.95) go to gasbgon.comgasbgon.com or GasMedic(TM) (USD $31.95) go to
    gasmedic.comgasmedic.com . (Call Toll-Free USA & Canada 1- 877-427-2466)

    SOURCE Dairiair, LLC Web Site: gasbgon.comgasbgon.com gasmedic.comgasmedic.com

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