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Flatulence Filter

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  1. Flatulence Filter Seat Cushions Make for Pristine Holiday Home Environment

    GREENVILLE, N.C., Dec. 8 /PRNewswire/ -- The weather outside is
    delightful, but the weather inside is frightful because one of your holiday
    guests suffers from excessive intestinal gas.
    Now you can have the comfort of a pristine flatulence-free holiday home
    environment with GasBGon(R)/GasMedic(TM) flatulence filter seat cushions.
    Available at http://www.gasbgon.com .
    "When a family member suffers from uncontrollable outbursts of intestinal
    gas," says Jim Huza, a filtration engineer and co-developer of the high-tech
    flatulence filter seat cushions, "holiday memories tend not to be associated
    with the smell of chestnuts roasting on an open fire." The seat cushions are
    designed to "clear the air, not the room" through an application of the latest
    developments in material science.
    GasBGon(R) flatulence filter seat cushions incorporate state-of-the-art
    acoustical foam and carbon filter technologies to muffle the sound and adsorb
    the odors of intestinal gas. They come in a range of designer styles
    (USD $21.95) Replaceable carbon filters last up to 6 months for most end users
    before requiring change-out. Available at http://www.gasbgon.com .
    Medical-grade GasMedic(TM) flatulence filter seat cushions (USD $31.95)
    and related containment systems are specially designed for individuals who
    suffer from medically induced flatulence. They are the state-of-the-art
    solution for folks who don't believe that a medical gas condition should be a
    life sentence. Available at http://www.gasmedic.com .
    The GasMedic(TM) line of flatulence filter seat cushions is being launched
    this year after extensive research and development. It uses a special grade of
    activated carbon technology developed by the military for chemical defense
    garments. What's more, each GasMedic(TM) Classic-type carbon filter has a
    surface area equivalent to that of five football fields.
    All GasBGon(R)/GasMedic(TM) flatulence filter seat cushions are made in
    U.S.A., assembled by East Carolina Vocational Center, advocates of
    opportunities for the disabled. For information or to buy GasBGon(R)
    (USD $21.95) go to http://www.gasbgon.com or GasMedic(TM) (USD $31.95) go
    to http://www.gasmedic.com . (Call Toll-Free USA & Canada 1- 877-427-2466)

    SOURCE Dairiair, LLC
    Web Site: http://www.gasbgon.com http://www.gasmedic.com

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