Ah, the great bike lane debate. You've really hit the nail on the head with this one. Sharing the road with pedestrians, joggers, and horseback riders? That's just a recipe for disaster! I mean, why bother creating a safe and inclusive space for different forms of transportation when we can just stick to our separate, inefficient corners?
And bike lanes in parks are clearly just a ploy to make cyclists feel included without actually providing any real benefits. I'm sure the countless people who enjoy using them for exercise, leisure, or commuting would disagree, but what do they know?
Honestly, the nerve of some people to suggest that sharing space and practicing caution can lead to a safer and more harmonious community. It's much more fun to stew in our own selfishness and complain about how other people are ruining our precious roads.
But hey, I guess it's too much to ask for a little understanding and empathy towards others. After all, we're all just trying to get from point A to point B, right? But where's the fun in that when we can spew our negativity and cynicism all over the internet instead?