I prefer to lurk, but we seem to have reached a small modicum of stagnation.
I offer the below, abridged manifesto as to incite discussion, debate and
perhaps a spin off or two.
I like to ride.. uphill, downhill on road and off, it just doesn't matter.
If the deer and antelope can play and make trails then by God I'm going to
as well. I don't believe in the indiscriminate destruction of trees, this is
why I kill beavers with extreme prejudice.
I think helmets are a good Idea. I wear one during sex with my wife and
dinner with her mother.
The stuff down at the LBS is WAY better than anything at Meg-A-Lo Mart, but
lets not be jackasses about it. Everyone can see Lance ain't on no Huffy or
Mongoose.
I believe God loves the Marine Corps and the Special Forces really are
special. The music WAS better in the 70's and 80's and red headed women make
the world go 'round. If you find a properly proportioned red haired woman
driving a great big pickup with a couple of bikes in the back of it, marry
her. Bonus points for a VanHalen sticker in the back window.
In hind site. I really was smarter than most of my teachers.
The condition in the trunk of a person's car is a direct reflection of their
soul.... and personal hygiene.
Indexed shifting is the work of the LBS cartel, we don't really need it.
By the time you finish reading this, your equipment will be obsolete and
totally incompatible with ANYTHING. Think "no reserve and free shipping"
when you list it on Ebay.
"Share the Road", don't pummel joggers.
Owning a Subaru with a bike rack makes you VERY popular with homosexuals.. I
should have checked into this earlier. I fear homosexuals.
"Solar Gain" on your brand new passive solar home works equally well in the
105 degree summer heat.
Your Pal,
Harvey Muschmann - De Opresso Liber