[FONT=Verdana]You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana]The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana]You let[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana]After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana]stop.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana]As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana]that's when you remember:[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana]"you've been listening to your iPod."[/FONT]
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