Drunkcyclist hit by car

Parbs said:

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Get well soon Jonny

🙁 AH FARK! 🙁

A big **Get Well Swiftly** goes out from this household to Jonny. Certainly will be having a few bevvies to his recovery.

"Snake: “So is there anything you need?”

Big Jon: “Three Asian girls would be great.”

DC - typically non-PC as ever! 😄

Jonny update + Hairy Bear News. Post is slightly NSFW, as it contains Adult Themes. :o

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Drunk, Cyclist Collide v2

Dear Loyal Drunkcyclist.com Readers,

Good news from the Drunkcyclist front, Big Jonny was discharged from Flagstaff Medical Center at approximately 2:00pm and is recovering at home. He is healing quickly from two compression fractures in the L3 and L5 vertebrae and all x-rays and MRI scans up to this point have been negative for fractures or other major injuries. The last few days at the hospital were a fair bit more subdued than the first.

Jon was moved to a private room where the nurses seemed to be more masculine in gender and decidedly less gorgeous in our humble opinions. In addition, his medical advisory committee finally figured out an acceptable combination of pain killers which unfortunately allowed Jonny to be coherent enough to try to start following politics and other things related to the real world once again. Not to say that anyone was really "happy" to have the same exact conversation with Jon while he was in a drug induced haze; but, hearing about Landis' positive second test five times in ten minutes does have some sense of odd humor about it.

Amongst other developments, Jonny was interviewed by both Phoenix's Channel 3 as well as Flag's illustrious Channel 2 television stations. I would offer the excuse to him that the television camera adds 10 pounds, but, well....I don't think that Channel 2 has that many cameras. Either way, he did a great job as the newly appointed spokesperson for bicycle safety and if you get a chance to watch the interviews they are pretty decent. Apropos of Jonny's new celebrity status as a bicycle safety advocate, he had a special visitor.

We have no idea what this "visitor" was supposed to be (That's not true, we have many ideas. They range from Bunny, to Wolf, to Large Mouth Bass [Double A-Ron's guess]. I'm going with Bear upon video review but the discussion is ongoing. At any rate, it was creative and the culprit is still anonymous despite walking through the entire hospital dressed in a costume borrowed straight from the carni-[censored] set. But you see dear reader, I only told you that story to tell you this one: The "Bear" brought Big Jon recovery gifts...that's right folks: chocolate Hershey Candies and Hustler Magazines. I don't know when FMC instituted this new program; but I think that all involved are now big big fans. Nothing helps a guy take his mind off of a hurt buddy suffering in bed like good ol' fashion [censored]. Someone has really got to start letting a brotha know when Hustler runs proficiency exams like this month's "Beautiful Beaver Talent Search". I suppose that the [censored] was probably there for John's perusal, but really, don't the loved ones suffer too? Don't we deserve the nudity just as much as the guy who was hit by the sedan? Perhaps not; but, we are the ones who will suffer permanent scars from viewing his hairy ass with only a small towelette hiding the proverbial twig and berries.

So that's it for now. Jon is starting to loosen up a bit. He was able to roll onto his side in order to watch himself on television. I hear that mama and papa Drunkcyclist will be in town from PA taking care of the little one for a bit so I doubt that the [censored] Bear will be making too many more deliveries. For those interested in sending Jon messages, good or bad, Bike Punk has kindly set up a thread under the Updates forum for well wishers located here.
http://www.drunkcyclist.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=19&sid=5d920247ef52e5a48141f215a04de63b

I imagine that the big man will be up and typing with his bloody knuckles soon so write him if you wish or keep tipping back the pints to aid in his recovery.

This may be our last post, it has been fun for us despite the circumstances.

Truly,
Big Pun and The Gnome

cfsmtb said:

Jonny update + Hairy Bear News. Post is slightly NSFW, as it contains
Adult Themes. :o

Woot! he's back

http://drunkcyclist.com/

Still no news on the Hairy Bear

Parbs