Doing Our Part

We all want to do our part in the war on terrorism. Finally, a plan
that makes sense on the local level. I know I'll be outside in a lawn-chair on Saturday. We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than is wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So next Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your effort to root out terrorist and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America!!!!