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Dear Floyd...

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  1. Dear Floyd:

    Where have you been hiding? We forgive you. Come back. Tell us about your
    hip surgery. Tell us about your plans to keep the yellow jersey? What's
    your next move Holmes? Tell us about your plans for living the passionate
    life. Will you be riding in Italy under a false name like Frankie Van
    Denbroken any time soon? Have you been on your bike at all? You must be
    asking yourself, like, why even bother? Was it a testosterone patch? Was
    it something from Tyler? Did you get your stuff through Haven? Have you
    been burning through your money at the Pachunga Casino? Have you been
    consulting with your attorney? Have you been consulting with your
    publicist? It is all of the above? What does Tyler say about his guilty
    feelings when you guys talk? You'd better tell him not to bottle that stuff
    up for too long because it's going to eat him alive. Have you been ambushed
    by a roving squad of Nazi frog-men recently? Do you want to stick a pencil
    in [censored] Pound's neck? Have you been flopping on the couch? Have you been
    watching way too much television? Do you feel it slipping away? How many
    pizzas can you eat in one sitting? Three? Four? You went from burning
    9000 calories a day in July to about 1000 calories a day today. Right?
    Wouldn't it feel better not spending all that money on legal fees? What do
    you think about the moment you wake up? What does it feel like to be a
    prisoner in your own home? How does it feel to be a prisoner in your own
    mind? Do you think we'll all forget? Can you look your mother straight in
    the eye, or do you look down when she wants to know? Throw us a bone. Come
    back, over.

    Sincerely,
    Your Pals At RBR

  2. What's your problem, sounds like you feel cheated by Floyd somehow.
    They all use only Floyd was so stupid to get caught, and you to believe
    in the fairytale of the all American clean hero...get over it

    "Joe King" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Dear Floyd:

    Where have you been hiding? We forgive you. Come back. Tell us about your hip surgery. Tell us about your plans to keep the
    yellow jersey? What's your next move Holmes? Tell us about your plans for living the passionate life. Will you be riding in
    Italy under a false name like Frankie Van Denbroken any time soon? Have you been on your bike at all? You must be asking
    yourself, like, why even bother? Was it a testosterone patch? Was it something from Tyler? Did you get your stuff through
    Haven? Have you been burning through your money at the Pachunga Casino? Have you been consulting with your attorney? Have you
    been consulting with your publicist? It is all of the above? What does Tyler say about his guilty feelings when you guys talk?
    You'd better tell him not to bottle that stuff up for too long because it's going to eat him alive. Have you been ambushed by a
    roving squad of Nazi frog-men recently? Do you want to stick a pencil in [censored] Pound's neck? Have you been flopping on the couch?
    Have you been watching way too much television? Do you feel it slipping away? How many pizzas can you eat in one sitting?
    Three? Four? You went from burning 9000 calories a day in July to about 1000 calories a day today. Right? Wouldn't it feel
    better not spending all that money on legal fees? What do you think about the moment you wake up? What does it feel like to be a
    prisoner in your own home? How does it feel to be a prisoner in your own mind? Do you think we'll all forget? Can you look your
    mother straight in the eye, or do you look down when she wants to know? Throw us a bone. Come back, over.

    Sincerely,
    Your Pals At RBR

  3. My problem is this... you were reading my private mail to Floyd.

    "Ronald" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    What's your problem, sounds like you feel cheated by Floyd somehow.
    They all use only Floyd was so stupid to get caught, and you to believe
    in the fairytale of the all American clean hero...get over it

    "Joe King" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Dear Floyd:

    Where have you been hiding? We forgive you. Come back. Tell us about
    your hip surgery. Tell us about your plans to keep the yellow jersey?
    What's your next move Holmes? Tell us about your plans for living the
    passionate life. Will you be riding in Italy under a false name like
    Frankie Van Denbroken any time soon? Have you been on your bike at all?
    You must be asking yourself, like, why even bother? Was it a
    testosterone patch? Was it something from Tyler? Did you get your stuff
    through Haven? Have you been burning through your money at the Pachunga
    Casino? Have you been consulting with your attorney? Have you been
    consulting with your publicist? It is all of the above? What does Tyler
    say about his guilty feelings when you guys talk? You'd better tell him
    not to bottle that stuff up for too long because it's going to eat him
    alive. Have you been ambushed by a roving squad of Nazi frog-men
    recently? Do you want to stick a pencil in [censored] Pound's neck? Have you
    been flopping on the couch? Have you been watching way too much
    television? Do you feel it slipping away? How many pizzas can you eat
    in one sitting? Three? Four? You went from burning 9000 calories a day
    in July to about 1000 calories a day today. Right? Wouldn't it feel
    better not spending all that money on legal fees? What do you think
    about the moment you wake up? What does it feel like to be a prisoner in
    your own home? How does it feel to be a prisoner in your own mind? Do
    you think we'll all forget? Can you look your mother straight in the
    eye, or do you look down when she wants to know? Throw us a bone. Come
    back, over.

    Sincerely,
    Your Pals At RBR

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