Hi. You don't know me, but I'm really mad. So, I thought I would vent, toward you, my anger about the anti-vax crowd and the moon hoax buffoons. I know you won't read this, as such my posting this is really pointless in terms of the reason I already mentioned. However, I secretly hope that by making this sad, pathetic complaint to you--not directly to you--in such a cowardly way, more attention will come my way on this forum. So here it is, Dan: I'm upset by the anti-vaxers and moon hoax whack jobs. There: I've said it. I'm not sorry for what I've said or how I've said it--like a person with several personality disorders having a frank discussion with a wall ornament about clown makeup--but I am sorry that you won't coddle me in your arms and scratch behind my ears.
Thank you, and I hope we'll still be non-friends after I kick your butt in the Ironman.