Dead Badgers for All

Sue White said:

I'm delighted to find that dead badgers are now available on 45-mile
leisure rides, including the olfactory kind for visually-impaired
riders.

That's 2 dead badgers, 2 dead roe deer and an intact crow that was
walking about on the road as we passed within inches of it. Maybe it
was already concussed; I'm sure it was very soon roadkill.

These are the "swings and roundabouts" of deciding where to live in the UK.
Upon choosing a location that has good access to dead badgers, you then
discover that the council glass bottle breaking teams are almost non
existant.

You survey another area and find broken glass at the side of nearly every
road. Great, you think. And it is great. Until you need a dead badger!

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an intact crow that was
walking about on the road as we passed within inches of it. Maybe it
was already concussed; I'm sure it was very soon roadkill.

I'd have stopped and had a chat - I like corvids. They make good pets
too.