Correct doping penalty

In article <[email hidden]>,

mrsixtypercent said:

Chicken stripped of this yellow jersey. Vino stripped of his stage
wins. This is not the best way to combat doping. I say strip these
riders of their saddles and make them ride to Paris - guaranteed to
solve doping in the Tour.

Stupid EU work rules won't permit. This means [censored] Pound's first idea
for a penalty (drag them behind the commissaire's car) also had to be
scrapped.

Speaking of which, [censored] has now managed to complain about sports that
don't catch dopers (hockey) and sports that do catch dopers (cycling
this year). WTF? Is there a Laffer Curve for the right number of dopers
you should catch in order to prove the sport is clean??

BTW, I hear the UCI may take over management of skateboarding for
Olympic purposes. Any chance we could get the skateboarders to take over
cycling, instead?

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Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

Ryan Cousineau said:

BTW, I hear the UCI may take over management of skateboarding for
Olympic purposes. Any chance we could get the skateboarders to take over
cycling, instead?

I vote we get FIFA (or perhaps the NFL) to take over cycling.

Ryan Cousineau said:

BTW, I hear the UCI may take over management of skateboarding for
Olympic purposes. Any chance we could get the skateboarders to take over
cycling, instead?

That's got to be the idea with the fixed-gear phenomenon.