Comebacks after the fact.

mscalisi said:

*Don't you hate it when someone makes a stupid comment and
you think of the perfect comeback when it's too late.

Random Lame Guy: "You know, they make those things with
two wheels now"

What I wish I'd said: "Really!!! They make unicycles with
two wheels??!! *

As annoying comments go, your Random Lame Guy's is not bad.

Your response, belated though it may be, is quite good, too.

Raphael Lasar Matawan, NJ

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mscalisi said:

Don't you hate it when someone makes a stupid comment and
you think of the perfect comeback when it's too late.

Half-similar experience here: Like everyone I get lots of
remarks 'Hey you lost a wheel' which becomes annoying after
some time. Yet it gets into your brain. Last weekend someone
asked 'Where's your other wheel?' and before I knew it, I
thought I was funny when I said 'I lost it'.

Damn stupid answer!

Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict
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