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Coke Vs. Water

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  1. My cross country coach gave this email to me a while ago and
    thought I should post it here.

    This is really an eye opener.... Water or Coke?

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    We all know that water is important but I've never
    seen it written


    down

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    like this before.

    1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.

    2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so
    weak that it is


    often

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    mistaken for hunger.

    3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's
    metabolism as much as


    3%.

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    4. One glass of water will shut down midnight
    hunger pangs for almost

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    100% of the dieters studied in a University of
    Washington study.

    5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime
    fatigue.

    6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses
    of water a day


    could

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    significantly ease back and joint pain for up to
    80% of sufferers.

    7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy
    short-term memory,

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    trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on
    the computer


    screen

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    or on a printed page.

    8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the
    risk of colon


    cancer

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    by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer
    by 79%, and one is

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    50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

    And now for the properties of COKE:

    1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol
    carries two gallons


    of

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    Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway
    after a car


    accident.

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    2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and
    it will be gone in

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    two days.

    3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into
    the toilet bowl and

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    let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush
    clean. The citric


    acid

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    in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

    4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
    Rub the bumper with a

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    rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil
    dipped in Coca-Cola.

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    5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
    Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to
    bubble away the corrosion.

    6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked
    in Coca-Cola to


    the

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    rusted bolt for several minutes.

    7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola
    into the baking pan,

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    wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty
    minutes before the ham

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    is finished, remove the foil, allowing the
    drippings to mix with the

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    Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

    8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of
    coke into a load of

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    greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a
    regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen
    grease stains. It will also clean road haze

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    from your windshield.

    For Your Info:

    1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric
    acid. Its pH is 2.8. It

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    will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric
    acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
    contributor to the rising increase


    in

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    osteoporosis.

    2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the
    commercial truck


    must

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    use the Hazardous Material placards reserved for
    Highly corrosive materials.

    3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to
    clean the engines of

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    their trucks for about 20 years!

    Now the question is, would you like a glass of
    water or coke?

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    unidude9

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  2. Sounds interesting. The thing is, with the "water" segment,
    you listed a lot of health risks and such but in the coke
    one you only listed things it can clean.

    Guess what? Water can make cars look shiny and new! Damn
    that [censored] must be powerful, dont drink it. Also water comes
    from UNDERGROUND. Its so dirty. YUCK!

    How about gatorade? Thats what I like.

    --
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    Bicycle is just a short way of saying unicycle with a training wheel.
    unicyclist.comalbuv95 with our video

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    I like to do things that confuse other people - mix chocolate milk and
    orange juice, read books in trees, and other junk like that.

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