hey all, havnt been on here in a while.😄
have got an amusing story to tell! was out riding early on saturday
morning when i approached a one way road with traffic aproaching from
my right, so i quickly idled to let the first car pass then since there
was a huge gap between the next car i decided to go, quickly glancing
to my left i noticed that a woman in a car was SO impressed with ym
riding that she tapped her husband( who was driving) on the shoulder
and pointed to me. (OOOO look at that man!!!!)
he then turned left straight towards me, the wrong was up the 1 way
road! i waved to him to stop and called to him that it was a one way
road but they just both waved at me while i turned to call to them and
waved agen. then he eventually looked back to the road where he was
going .....
right into the path of an on-coming car on the 1 way road! they both
slammed on thier brakes and stopped about half a foot from eachother!
then they realised what they had done they reversed out of the 1 way
road, and yelled at ME like it was MY fault they were too busy waving
at me to notice that they were going the wrong way down a 1 way road!
needless to say my temper took over and what resulted was a very brief
exachange of words!
it went sumthing like this?
me: WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING?
woman: WHAT?
me: WATCH THE F***ING ROAD YOU SILLY BI**H!
"BOTH LOOK BEMUSED"
after that i just road off, cudnt be botherd to waste more time with
these pair of fu**wits
HA HA! I love the word f""k!
then later on on the train i was holding my muni with one hand with the
other hand holding a shoe box. i swapped hands, clenching the saddle
between my thighs, only to have it slip out and start to fall to the
floor, i put my leg out to stop it hitting the floor and also so i
could pick it up with my foot, but got it a bit wrong,
both bolts on the seat post clamp firmly embedded them selves in my
leg! they went in so deep that it DID actually stop the saddle from
hitting the floor! bled all down my leg into my sock!
when i got home i had to un-pick the skin and hair from my seat post
clamp! not pretty!
what a bloody day!
but it was ok though because after all that we went to the erotica show
in london!! whoopee!!!
take care all and watch out for cars if your on the road or pavement!
HUG
bungle
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