Chuckle of the Day (USA)

A South African is drinking in a New York bar when his cellphone rings.
He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole
bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy.

Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just shrugs and
says, "we make em big back home folks". "My boys typically South African".

Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of "WOW" are heard.
One woman even faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the South African returns to the same bar.
Barman says "we were going to call you, everyones been making bets as to
how much your 12kg son weighs now, soooooooooo how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg's.
The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks " what happened, he already
weighed 12kg on the day he was born".

The South African father takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle
beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans proudly over to the
bartender and says:

"Had him circumcised !!!"

Andy said:

http://tinyurl.com/cf74u

It is? Thanks for the head's up...
http://www.calendar-updates.com/Holidays/US/flag.htm

sf
running to put out the flag
<puff, puff, puff>
DONE!

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

sf <[email hidden]> wrote in news:e92ua19u4k0662aaijd836sej3qv9g157l@
4ax.com:

Quoted message said:

Andy said:

http://tinyurl.com/cf74u

It is? Thanks for the head's up...
http://www.calendar-updates.com/Holidays/US/flag.htm

sf
running to put out the flag
<puff, puff, puff>
DONE!

You did recite the Pledge of Allegiance, didn't you?!!!

Andy

Andy said:

sf <[email hidden]> wrote in news:e92ua19u4k0662aaijd836sej3qv9g157l@
4ax.com:

Quoted message said:

Andy said:

http://tinyurl.com/cf74u

It is? Thanks for the head's up...
http://www.calendar-updates.com/Holidays/US/flag.htm

sf
running to put out the flag
<puff, puff, puff>
DONE!

You did recite the Pledge of Allegiance, didn't you?!!!

RATZ! I forgot! Didn't salute it either.

😉