[...] No, Huffies are more for the beggars that Jesus helped. He being God would have need something more stately, like a pedal forward bike that keeps your back straight and your head high for scanning the horizon. Two choices are obvious: Electra bikes, or the cheaper brand that I use, Sun. Well, I don't make any claims to being God either, so I'm happy with it.[...]
The high end in crank-forward upright bicycles is of course, RANS.
Of course, RANS also makes excellent recumbent bicycles.