Cauliflower Ears

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Ears

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon
could offer him a solution.

Then he heard of a very good ear specialist in Sweden, and
went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said,
"Yes, I can put

you

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right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, the man
goes to his

hotel. The

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morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells,
"You swine, you

gave

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me a woman's ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether
it is a man's or a woman's," said the doctor to calm the
man down.

"You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand
a thing!"

Sheldon ```````````` "Life would be devoid of all meaning
were it without tribulation."

A woman was abducted by aliens, and they opened her
head to study her brain. The aliens were astonished
when they saw it:
- Wow! Look at all those connections! What a complex organ!
It's woderful! These beeings are worth some more study.
So, they took someone else. It was a man this time, and
they opened his head too. They were very surprised when
they saw that all there was in his head was a string.
- What the hell is that? And what would happened if we cut
it? The aliens couldn't stand the curiosity, and they cut
the string. And POP! The ears fell off.

Silvia