CarbonAero!

Richie Pinto is going to take you off his Christmas card list!
"Johnny Sunset aka Illogical & Delusional" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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A parody poem by J. Sunset (with apologies to "The Simpsons"
scriptwriters):

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Can you name the bike with Killer B pride?
Smells like a sock and buzzes like a hive.

CarbonAero! CarbonAero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried bike endorsed by a clown!

CarbonAero! (Yah!) CarbonAero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway commission has ruled the
CarbonAero unsafe for highway or city riding.

CarbonAero!

12 feet high, 2 feet wide,
65 pounds of American Pride!

CarbonAero! CarbonAero!

Top of the line in highwalking sports,
Unexplained crashes are a matter for the courts!

CarbonAero! CarbonAero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high cost,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, riding machine!

CarbonAero!-oh woah, CarbonAero! (Yah!)

Ride CarbonAero!

Woah CarbonAero!

Woah!

- J. Sunset

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gotbent said:

Richie Pinto is going to take you off his Christmas card list!

I would have thought that someone at "Brand B" would have recognized
how similar "CarbonAero" is to "Canyonero", but I see that was not the
case. As Homer would say - D'oH!

--
Tom Sherman - (In Transition)
Post Free or Die!

After I googled your reference, I finally remembered the episode. Your
memory is just too good Tom! Too bad HRS isn't still around. I bet the
blogger would have had a field day with this one! I sure miss that fun
loving, fact filled high racer blog.
"Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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gotbent said:

Richie Pinto is going to take you off his Christmas card list!

I would have thought that someone at "Brand B" would have recognized
how similar "CarbonAero" is to "Canyonero", but I see that was not the
case. As Homer would say - D'oH!

--
Tom Sherman - (In Transition)
Post Free or Die!

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