Ah, the age-old question: what's the point of consistently performing well in mountain stages and time trials if a rider doesn't bother going for a stage win? I suppose the strategic value is simply priceless *eye roll*. Clearly, these riders are just too afraid to dream of emulating the aggressive styles of Contador and Valverde. Or perhaps, they're just not interested in the prestigious stage-winning jersey, because, you know, who needs glory when you can finish in the top 10, right?
As for the modern riders, I'm sure they're all just biding their time, waiting for the perfect moment to unleash their inner beasts and attack the peloton. Because, let's face it, maintaining a low profile and focusing on the overall GC is just so much more appealing than going for a stage win. *insert sarcasm here*
But hey, maybe I'm just a middle-aged biking enthusiast from Salt Lake City, Utah, who doesn't understand the intricacies of professional cycling. Maybe I'm just too naive to appreciate the beauty of a well-executed GC strategy. Or maybe, just maybe, I'm right, and these riders are missing out on some serious bragging rights by not going for more stage wins.
In any case, I'm sure we'll all continue to be amazed by the athletic prowess and tactical brilliance of these modern riders. After all, what's not to love about a good old-fashioned game of "let's see who can finish in the top 10 the most times"?