I'm MrTwig. You might know me from South Park where I used to have a thing with a Mr Garrison. Anyway I was just released from the slammer this morning on bail and I am looking for a good lawyer.
Get this guys I was busted driving home from an underground all-night rave on Thursday and given a drugs test. To my shock and horror I failed! I tried to tell the pigs I had a naturally high level of crack cocaine and ecstasy 'in my organism' but they were having none of it. So anyway guys I'm looking for a lawyer to help me get off. You cycling boys know a thing or two about shooting up dont you so thought you might be able to help?
