Bush crashes a Trek Fuel

John Harlow said:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/07/27/bush.bike.ap/index.html

In other news, Japan attacks Pearl Harbor.

Bill "what is this, the HISTORY channel?" S.

"John Harlow" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/07/27/bush.bike.ap/index.html

That's not the story I heard:

Bush crashed riding along a river, rolled down the bank, knocking himself
unconscious on a rock before falling face down in the water. He'd of surely
drowned if there weren't three boys right there fishing. Thinking quickly
they pulled him out of the water where he came to, sputtering and coughing.
Just then the Secret Service agents caught up and pulled the boys off the
President forcefully. Dubya said "Now wait a minute, take it easy these
boys just saved my life here!". "I'm very greatful boys, now if there's
anything I can do to repay you, just tell me what you want!" The first boy
said "See, my family's kinda poor and I've never been to Disney World, I'd
really like to go there." The President said "Well sure thing! I'll
arrange for your whole family to go and my brother Jeb will meet you at the
Orlando airport and take you right there." The second boy asked "I sure
would like a ride on Air Force One." Bush said "Alright, I'll get the
Secret Service guys here to pick you up and take you out to Andrews there
for a ride, and what about you son?" he asked looking at the third boy. The
third boy said "I'd like one of those motorized wheelchairs that goes
anywhere, an access ramp into my house and a elevator to get me up to my
bedroom." The President looked at him quizically and said "Uh OK, but it
doesn't look to me like you need any of those things, your not handicapped"
The boy answered "Well I will be when my Daddy finds out I pulled your ass
out of that creek!!"

Har har

Mike

Michael Dart said:

my house and a elevator to get me up to my bedroom." The President
looked at him quizically and said "Uh OK, but it doesn't look to me
like you need any of those things, your not handicapped" The boy
answered "Well I will be when my Daddy finds out I pulled your ass
out of that creek!!"

Har har

8/10.

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John Harlow said:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/07/27/bush.bike.ap/index.html

Dammit! Why is there no video?