Burn Ugly Fat Quickly Pour 5 gallons of gasoline on your ugly fat body. Light a match.
You will burn UGLY fat very quickly....
Disclaimer: It is recommended to do this OUTDOORS. You do not want to cause a house fire. The ugly fat slob that uses this method generally will die. Of course this is a good thing if you are as fat and ugly as you appear. You will prevent other from eyesite damage, since looking at ugly fat slobs can ruin the eyesite of any one that has to look at these fat ugly slobs, and often leads to vomiting too.
