The italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go downa and gently tickle the the back of her knees, I tella you, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."
The frenchman replies, "Zat iz nothing, when I 'ave finished makin ze love wiz ze wife, ah kiss all ze way down 'er body and zen ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
The redneck fires off at both, "That ain't nothin'. When I finish porkin' the old lady, I git out of bed and wipe my weener on the curtains. She freakin' hits the ceilin'."
