Guvnor Circus Flea(lavious) F(rederick) Earbrass is, o' course,
the bleedin' well-known novelist. O' 'is butcher's hooks, A Moral
Dustbin, right,More Chains Than Clank, Were It Likely, eh, mate?, and
the bleedin''ipdeep trilogy are, right, peraps, the most admired. Mr
Earbrass is seen on the bloody croquet lorn o' 'is 'ome, right, 'obbies
Odd, near Collapsed Puddin' in Mortshire.
'e is studyin' a game left unfinished at the end o'summer.
~ Edward Gorey,
Quoted message said:From The bloomin' Unstrung 'arp; Or, Mr
Earbrass Writes a Novel.
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~ * Lot # 3244 * ~
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Rue de Royal,
Who s Maison ~ ? Who, a f latre boat race, if feathered, turnin' red
On the bleedin' Schuerhakens ~ ?
~ Anne Rice
Filled verruecktheit O' ~ The Cards o' Death, or The bloody Seatin'
Cards o' The Courtyard s Dinner ~ ?
~ Capsicum
!bonnuitmesamis, guv!
~ Twitterin'
.... pour vous vielleicht, i'n it? But wot o' Martyrologies, right, ...
Absalom
'angin' by 'is 'air, Red Seas Smoothed Over, right, All Saints, All
Souls, right,
The chuffin' JorBone o' an Ass, mate?
~ Ihdbaby
~ * Saint Flavious Rederick Silver Ear is naturally famous, right,
most notably, right, for 'is cunnin' croquet match, 'is captured
triumph last November ~ Much ado about mostly 'ighly
celebrated gamey matters ~ !
'is butcher's hooks include A Morality Garbage Pail for Pukin', O'
Moral
Greatness ~ Chains o' Bein' Melted Dahn, wich, right, accordin'
ter substantiated rumor, garnered the bloomin' Thankless Clankin' Rye
Bread Award. Nonetheless, it is more than likely that the chuffin'
underground
prequel ter 'is infamous trilogy Rosehips Stage Fyme, tentatively
titled Primly Vigor, reveals the bleedin' most mysterious anonymous
unsolved puzzle.
'ere, from us window, we spot The chuffin' Revered Saint Silver Ear
strollin' on the bloody East Prato, admirin' 'is 'and ~ crocheted pink
croquet mallet mitt, right, wile standin' near the bloody center ~ most
wicket, right,
o' the bloody figure 8, meditatin', too, upon 'is 'obby 'orse, right,
wile
dinin' absent ~ mindedly on 'astily ~ Made Puddin'.
Afterward, accordin' ter 'is Tuesday afternoon agenda, St. Silver
will collapse for a nap, right, after ensurin' Wooster s Shire Sauce
'as
been dutifully acquired for this evenin' s supper. Moreover, 'is caddy,
studies a knot ~ terminated scrimmage play, right, left o' center, from
The Craven Raven s Croquet Game Strategy Butcher's hook, right, for
tomorrow s match, do wot Guvnor!
Meanwhile, mid ~ summer afternoon soon settles upon the bleedin'
persuasive
demands o' dusk. A northerly breeze riffles willow leaves. * ~
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Dear Ms. Ihdbaby ~ Presently in Amsterdam put the mockers stop soon in
'aarlem put the mockers stop 'arry says all s not so bad put the
mockers stop 'ope nouveau bambino swell put the mockers on Folly sends
regards put the mockers stop Best Twitterin' put the mockers stop
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Yet aunuvver example o' w Canada
Can never be considered
A world power.
~ Miss 'igh Con
.... well, she IS a dog, right,
After all, a vanilla ~ flavored Lab.
~ Folly
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[Ink blots puddle. Unexposed photographic film, left from The chuffin'
Macho Polo Match, slides dahn along the bloomin' edge o' the chuffin'
camouflage explosive trap, advancin'yet aunuvver clue ter The chuffin'
Mysterious Case o' The chuffin' Red Rum reserve ]
Geezer, a 'igher value, right,
Please ~ Increase yor bid for Lot # 3244,
The bloody Revised 'omicide Note,
The bloody signature clearly legible, right,
Satyr Mather ~ !
~ Guvnor Poupon
.... a dog's
Ransom ~ !
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Blog, I'll warrant ye, or dog? Who knows. Pass the grog!
But if ye see me lost pup, please bring that scurvy dog home!
I got Leon a brand-new bone, with a chest full a' booty.
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