A woman browsing in her neighborhood sporting goods store spotted a fishing pole she thought would be a good replacement for her old beat up rod and reel. So she takes the pole to the counter and notices a man standing behind the counter with dark glasses on. She walked up to the man asked him if he could give her a price on the rod and reel.
The clerk said, 'well I am blind but if you just dope the item on the counter I can tell you the exact brand and price'.
She was a little confused but held the poll over the counter and dropped it - BANG.
The blind clerk said ' Ah yes, that is a 6 foot Blackhawk pole with a Garcia reel and it's on sale today for $20.00'
She said "Great" so as she pulls the credit card out of her wallet the card slips out of her hand and falls to the ground.
The blind clerk said "That is a Master Card, we do except those here"
The lady said "Great!" and as she bent over to pick up her Master Card and she 'FARTED'. Embarrassed, she looked around and saw no one else close to the counter and she didn't think the clerk would notice so she didn't say anything.
She hands the blind clerk the card and he said 'That will be $39 total'.
She said "wait a minute, I thought you said it was on sale for $20 today"
The blind clerk said "Yes, it is on sale for $20'.
"Then why are you charging me $39 then?" she said.
The clerk said,,,, "The pole is $20, the Duck Caller is $12 and the Cat Fish bait is $7.