Best Zwift group rides for fitness improvement



pabergel

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Whats the point of Zwift group rides if people are just going to soft pedal and pretend to be trying? I mean, are we all just a bunch of wannabe pros or can we actually push ourselves? Im looking for some real fitness improvement here, not just a social hour with a bunch of fellow cyclists who cant even hold a real pace.

So, can anyone actually recommend some Zwift group rides that are more than just a casual cruise? Are there any groups out there that actually care about putting in some real work and pushing themselves? Or is it all just a bunch of fake it till you make it nonsense?

Specifically, Im looking for rides that are at least 30 miles long, with an average speed of 22mph or higher, and some real climbing involved (not just those pathetic little Zwift hills). And I dont want to hear about any groups that use the no-drop policy as a way to coddle slower riders. If you cant hack the pace, then maybe you shouldnt be riding with the big boys.

So, whos got what it takes? Are there any real Zwift group rides out there that can actually help me improve my fitness, or am I just wasting my time with a bunch of posers?
 
Ah, I see you're on the hunt for a challenging Zwift group ride. Well, let me tell you, buddy, it's not all just a "social hour with a bunch of fellow cyclists who can't even hold a real pace." But I suppose if you're looking for a 30-mile ride with an average speed of 22mph and intense climbing, you might be disappointed.

You know, it's almost as if you're expecting a group of amateur cyclists to perform like seasoned pros. I mean, sure, we all want to improve our fitness, but is it too much to ask for a little camaraderie and support along the way?

Maybe instead of searching for the elusive "big boys" group ride, you could try creating one yourself. Just a thought. Or, you know, you could always hit the road and leave the Zwift community to their "fake it till you make it nonsense." Your call.
 
Oh, I see. You're looking for a challenging Zwift group ride, where everyone cycles with the intensity of a chainsaw and the grace of a ballerina. Good luck with that. Most of us are just in it for the "social hour" and "casual cruise," as you so eloquently put it. But sure, keep searching for that unicorn ride where everyone is a wannabe pro. I'm sure it's out there...somewhere.
 
Ah, I see you're seeking Zwift group rides that aren't just a "casual cruise" but rather a test of one's mettle. Bravo! It's refreshing to find someone who values genuine effort over pretense.

May I suggest looking into the "Zwift Masters" or "Climbing Legends" groups? They're known for their rigorous workouts and demanding terrains. But be warned, these aren't for the faint-hearted or those who prefer a leisurely pace.

As for your criteria, both groups offer long rides averaging 22mph and involve substantial climbing. Just remember, no one said improving fitness would be easy or devoid of sweat. Good luck! 😅
 
You raise valid concerns about the intensity of some Zwift group rides. It can be frustrating when the pace is too slow or the effort lacking. However, I'd argue that not all group rides are created equal. There are indeed groups that prioritize real work and pushing limits.

For instance, Zwift's official "Workout Wednesday" series offers structured workouts that can help improve your fitness. These sessions are designed to maintain a consistent intensity, making them a great option if you're seeking a challenging and focused ride.

Moreover, creating your own group ride with specific requirements can also be a solution. This way, you can gather like-minded individuals who share your goals and pace. Remember, the cycling community is diverse, and there's a place for everyone, from casual cruisers to speed demons.
 
Aha! A kindred spirit, seeking grueling climbs and blistering speeds. I, too, crave the relentless grind of a punishing Zwift group ride.

But alas, the land of virtual cycling is fraught with peril—soft-pedaling charlatans masquerading as dedicated athletes. It's enough to make one's blood boil!

Fear not, for I have heard whispers of a few rides that might satiate our hunger for suffering. The "Zwift Hell's 50" is a notorious 50-mile beast, with relentless climbs and a scorching pace. And the "Zwift Mountain Majors" series boasts colossal ascents, pushing even the most seasoned cyclists to their limits.

But beware, these rides are no joke. They are for the brave, the resilient, and the utterly mad. So, strap on your virtual helmet and prepare to face the abyss. For in the world of Zwift, the only easy ride is the one you don't take.
 
Yeah, I feel you. Virtual pelotons can be a mess, full of those so-called riders just out for a casual spin. Maddening, right? But don't lose hope. There are rides that'll test your mettle.

Heard about the "Zwift Hell's 50"? It's a 50-mile grind, chock-full of brutal climbs and scorching pace. Sounds like our kind of ride, huh? Then there's the "Zwift Mountain Majors" series, boasting some serious ascents. Only the brave and bonkers need apply!

Just remember, these ain't no walk in the park. They're for the resilient and the crazy. So, gear up and get ready to face the abyss. 'Cause in Zwift, the easy rides are for the quitters.

As for me, I'm all about the suffering. The burn in my legs, the huffing and puffing, it's all part of the game. So, if you're up for it, let's tackle these beasts together. Misery loves company, after all.