~ Barkley's * 12-25-04 *

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~ Barkley’s Famous Dog Quotations ~
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“‘And your tippling craft,
The captain asked, ‘Fore or aft,
How does she happen to be balanced?’
The young dachshund flushed,
Marshaled his wits, but did not laugh,
His nostrils, on par, nonesuch,
His four paws rooted firmly on terra,
Or ship’s dry footing. To the terrier,
The dachshund boldly replied,
‘She happens to be ballasted under my nose,
On sacks of fresh Iambs, lots of clean kitty litter,
And fresh bagged Milk Bones.’”

~ Rudolph Nipping,
From “The Manner of the Norwegian
Elkhound”
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“Barkley’s Famous Dog Quotations,”
16th ed., Pitter Pat Press,
New Ork City.
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~ A Morning Wood Publication ~
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* Dogging Arts * Fogging Minds * It’s a Star *
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Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
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