For those of you who wish to keep up with the publicity about out Jam
Lady.....
http://www.startribune.com/389/story/209644.html
The article, about one's favorite body parts, contains this:
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Barb Schaller, 60, of Burnsville, has fabulous skin, beautiful eyes,
shiny silver hair and, according to her husband, great legs. We didn't
care. We wanted to see Schaller's tattoos -- on her teeth.
Schaller, the 2004 Minnesota State Fair Prestigious Processor of the
Pantry, chose logical icons to decorate two bottom teeth: a raspberry
and a peach.
Breaking here for a moment of full disclosure, they're not tattoos,
precisely. They're designs painted, then fired, onto porcelain bridges
(before being placed in her mouth).
Schaller, who thought she could curry favor with our photographer by
bringing chocolate cherry amaretto brownies (it worked), notes that
her website, jamlady.eboard.com, offers more ganders at her gums,
under the header "Wanna see my tats?" Bet she'd show you her uvula,
too
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