Avoid the Subway Chipotle [censored]

Tony P. said:

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Generally, a bleed will produce black stool.

Indeed. Eat nothing but tomato and carrot foodstuffs for a couple of
days and watch the colors go reddish orange.

Depends on just where the bleeding occurs.

jim

On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 02:58:29 GMT, Pantheras <[email hidden]>
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Anthony said:

I've been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.

Perhaps a small hand held mirror might help.

Or a pry bar.
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If you go to Subway, avoid the Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub at

all

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costs!

I've been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.

Keep a laptop in the privy for just such emergencies do 'ya? Got a webcam?

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John A. Weeks III said:

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OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

It sounds more to me like whoever made your sub didn't wash their hands.
Did they wear gloves?

People often think the food made them sick when they catch a 24 or
48 hour clipper like this. The truth is that they could have picked
this bug up just about anywhere, and the food was just coincidental.
You rarely get this sick that quickly after eating something. More
likely, the guy picked up the bug a day or two earlier, and the
bug just hit critical mass and overwhelmed his defenses.

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This [censored] is a reddish brown, lighter than my usual dark brown stuff, and
sticky as hell. I'm going through two Charmin Ultra double rolls PER DAY
just wiping and wiping and wiping. My ass is raw and bleeding.

This might be cause for concern. The red might be blood cells.
Having blood in your #2 could mean some kind of internal bleeding.
That could be an indicator of something like colon cancer or a
rupture somewhere. The original poster might want to get this
checked out. The Subway again could have been a coincidence, and
this problem was brewing for a while.

-john-

I agree with the second part of your post, but not the first part. ;-)

When I got Salmonella from eating a raw, questionable egg, it hit me in
less than 8 hours. There was no doubt where I got it.

After being deathly ill for 3 days, (unable to keep anything down but
water, fever, chills, and squirts with some blood) I went to the ER.
They cultured it and it grew up Salmonella so there was no doubt.
Gave me antibiotics and some really good drugs to kill the cramp pain
and nausea. Gotta love IV Demerol <grins>.

Severe food poisoning CAN hit you pretty quickly, and Salmonella can
cause some mild blood in the stool. It's supposed to be self-limiting if
you do not go for help, but he really should if the [censored] is red, and
nothing smells worse than real bloody stool!

Get thee hence to the ER just to be on the safe side!
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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Gabby said:

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OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

> This [censored] is a reddish brown, lighter than my usual dark brown stuff,
> and
> sticky as hell. I'm going through two Charmin Ultra double rolls PER
> DAY
> just wiping and wiping and wiping. My ass is raw and bleeding.

This might be cause for concern. The red might be blood cells.
Having blood in your #2 could mean some kind of internal bleeding.

Generally, a bleed will produce black stool.

Gabby

Depends on the location of the bleed... ;-)
If this was making his rectum raw, it was probably fresh blood.

But you are correct. An upper bowel bleed will create black, tarry stool.
A lower colon bleed can be red.
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Alton said:

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If you go to Subway, avoid the Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub at

all

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costs!

I've been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.

Keep a laptop in the privy for just such emergencies do 'ya? Got a webcam?

ROFLMAO!
That's the funniest reply I've read yet!!!
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Gabby said:

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OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

>This [censored] is a reddish brown, lighter than my usual dark brown stuff,
>and
>sticky as hell. I'm going through two Charmin Ultra double rolls PER
>DAY
>just wiping and wiping and wiping. My ass is raw and bleeding.

This might be cause for concern. The red might be blood cells.
Having blood in your #2 could mean some kind of internal bleeding.

Generally, a bleed will produce black stool.

Gabby

Black stool indicates digested blood. That's indicative of upper gi
bleeding.
Red blood in stool indicates non-digested blood indicative of
lower gi bleeding.

Anthony said:

This [censored] is a reddish brown, lighter than my usual dark brown stuff, and
sticky as hell. I'm going through two Charmin Ultra double rolls PER DAY
just wiping and wiping and wiping. My ass is raw and bleeding.

Are you incarcerated....??

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Let that be a lesson to all of you. Never, ever, order what
a counter droid recommends. The chances are that the main ingredients
are at the 'Use before' date and you'll no doubt end up with a case
of the screaming [censored] like poor Anthony did.

I'm glad someone mentioned that fact, it's common practice in the
catering/restaurant business to promote the foodstuffs that are going to
turn green and hairy within the next couple of hours.

Although why anyone without a mild brain trauma would ask for help in
selecting a meal is beyond me.

--
Gorf

pickle said:

Black stool indicates digested blood. That's indicative of upper gi
bleeding.
Red blood in stool indicates non-digested blood indicative of
lower gi bleeding.

<sigh> It's all good.

My sister used to work at a Subway in the San Fernando Valley. She said
the owner used to "recycle" vegetables and stuff out of the trash.

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This [censored] is a reddish brown, lighter than my usual dark brown stuff, and
sticky as hell. I'm going through two Charmin Ultra double rolls PER DAY
just wiping and wiping and wiping. My ass is raw and bleeding.

Hint, next time that happens dump the Charmin and use Baby Wipes with Aloe.

Much easier on the old Keister.

Dimitri

While wiping his bleeding inflamed ass and praying for a case of

Preperation H the much respected (at least by me) Anthony said:

If you go to Subway, avoid the Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub

at all

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costs!

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This [censored] is a reddish brown, lighter than my usual dark brown stuff,

and

Quoted message said:

sticky as hell. I'm going through two Charmin Ultra double rolls PER

DAY

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just wiping and wiping and wiping. My ass is raw and bleeding.

Snip

Well considering the color of your liquishits matches the color of the
Chepolte Sauce (which is a combination of liquified ancho and other
peppers) I think its safe to assume the root cause of your ailment was
said sauce.

Last year the spooge receiver worked at a combo gas station - food
court which has a Subway and Taco Time. This one is owned by devoute
Mormons that prefer to employ cheap clueless kid labor. I never eat
there out of fear one of the little Darwin baits may have been
practicing zit popping for distance in the mayo.

Regards

Howie

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My sister used to work at a Subway in the San Fernando Valley. She said
the owner used to "recycle" vegetables and stuff out of the trash.

They call it their new Kimchi sub...

ant said:

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If you go to Subway, avoid the Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub at
all
costs!

I've been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.

You say this like it's a bad thing...

You must be a guy!

ant

Where are you reading this?

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ant said:

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>I've been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.

You say this like it's a bad thing...

You must be a guy!

ant

Where are you reading this?

rec.travel.air ...we get some very weird crosspostings, but this was a good
one!

ant

ant said:

The Real Bev said:

ant said:

"Ubiquitous" <[email hidden]> wrote:
> [email hidden] wrote:

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>>I've been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.
>
> You say this like it's a bad thing...

You must be a guy!

Where are you reading this?

rec.travel.air ...we get some very weird crosspostings, but this was a good
one!

For very sick values of "good"!

If you get Art Bell on the radio wherever you are, listen in. He lives
in Pahrump Nevada and has a thing about flying saucers, space aliens,
etc.

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Anthony said:

So I says to the lady at the counter, yo babe, what's good?

That'll teach you to be a bit more polite to the people making your
meal.

Scott Peterson

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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:05:03 -0800, The Real Bev
<[email hidden]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

Quoted message said:

ant said:

The Real Bev said:

ant wrote:
> "Ubiquitous" <[email hidden]> wrote:
> > [email hidden] wrote:

Quoted message said:

> >>I've been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.
> >
> > You say this like it's a bad thing...
>
> You must be a guy!

Where are you reading this?

rec.travel.air ...we get some very weird crosspostings, but this was a good
one!

For very sick values of "good"!

If you get Art Bell on the radio wherever you are, listen in. He lives
in Pahrump Nevada and has a thing about flying saucers, space aliens,
etc.

That "ect." includes believing that lighting farts is a cause of
spontaneous human combustion, and that the 500+ year old
phenomena called El Nino could be caused by nuclear testing
in Pacific in the 1950s.

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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:05:03 -0800, The Real Bev
<[email hidden]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

Quoted message said:

ant said:

"The Real Bev" <[email hidden]> wrote:
> ant wrote:
>> "Ubiquitous" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>> > [email hidden] wrote:

>> >>I've been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.
>> >
>> > You say this like it's a bad thing...
>>
>> You must be a guy!
>
> Where are you reading this?

rec.travel.air ...we get some very weird crosspostings, but this was a good
one!

For very sick values of "good"!

If you get Art Bell on the radio wherever you are, listen in. He lives
in Pahrump Nevada and has a thing about flying saucers, space aliens,
etc.

That "ect." includes believing that lighting farts is a cause of
spontaneous human combustion,

Well, if I ever decide to commit suicide, now I will
know the coolest way to go out.

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