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Are you getting old?

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  1. [font=Arial][font=Arial]Are you getting old??[/font][/font]
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    [font=Arial][font=Arial]According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were[/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial]

    kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have

    survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured

    lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no

    childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets

    and it was fine to play with pans.

    *When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and

    fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels. As children, we would

    ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger

    seat was a treat.

    We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it

    tasted the same.

    We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with

    sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always

    outside playing.

    We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and

    no-one actually died from this.

    We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went

    top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After

    running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the

    problem.

    We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as

    we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no

    one minded.

    We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No

    99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile

    phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.

    We had friends - we went outside and found them.

    We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!

    We fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no law

    suits.
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    [font=Arial][font=Arial]We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other[/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial]

    parents.

    We played knock at the-door-run-away and were actually afraid of the

    owners catching us.

    We walked to friends' homes.
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    [font=Arial][font=Arial]
    [/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial]We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy[/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial]

    or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.

    We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.

    We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.

    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard

    of...They actually sided with the law.

    Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids,

    before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.

    For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to

    read about us.

    This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a

    smile on your face:

    The majority of students in universities today were born in

    1986........They are called youth.
    [/font][/font]
    [font=Arial][font=Arial]They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and[/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial]

    the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have

    never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda

    [/font][/font]
    [font=Arial][font=Arial]Carlisle[/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial].[/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial]

    For them, there has always been only one
    [/font][/font]
    [font=Arial][font=Arial]Germany[/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial] and one [/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial]Vietnam[/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial].[/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial]

    AIDS has existed since they were born. CD's have existed since they

    were born.

    Michael Jackson has always been white.

    To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't

    Imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

    They believe that Charlie's Angels and
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    [font=Arial][font=Arial]Mission[/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial] Impossible are films[/font][/font][font=Arial][font=Arial]

    from the last few years.


    They can never imagine life before computers.

    They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the

    Famous Five.

    They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.

    They can't believe a black and white television ever existed. And

    they will never understand how we could leave the house without a

    mobile phone.

    Now let's check if we're getting old...

    1. You understand what was written above and you smile.

    2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night
    out.

    3. Your friends are getting married/already married.

    4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably
    with computers.

    5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.

    6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.

    7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old
    days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.

    8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some
    other friends because you think they will like it too…………………
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    [font=Arial][font=Arial] Yes, you're getting old!![/font][/font]

  2. Quoted post said:

    Michael Jackson has always been white.

    Recently we were in the music section at Kmart, at the time they had 'Ben' playing and my 13 year old daughter asked who was singing it. I told her it was Michael Jackson and found the cd. I gave her the CD and she said "that's not Michael Jackson, that guy's black". :p

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