[font=Comic Sans MS]A woman is caught speeding on the freeway, and is pulled over by a traffic cop. [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]He says "Ma'am, you were going 85 miles per hour, can I see your driver's license?" [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]"I don't have one," says the woman, "it was revoked for reckless driving." [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]"I see," says the policeman. "Then will you please show me your vehicle registration?" [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]"I don't have that either because the car's not mine," says the woman. [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]"Whose car is it, then?" asks the policeman. [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]She answers, "It belongs to the man I killed this morning and chopped up in pieces, put in plastic bags, and loaded into the trunk. I was just going to dispose of him." [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]The policeman, shocked, says, "You just stay where you are, I'm calling reinforcements." [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]Soon the captain comes, and asks the woman, "License please?" [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]The woman, politely, says, "Certainly, here it is," and hands over her license. [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]"Can I see the car's registration, please?" asks the captain, and the woman says, "Certainly," and hands it over to him. [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]He then asks, "Would you mind if I looked in your trunk?" [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]"Not at all," says the woman, and pops the trunk. He looks in and it's empty. [/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]"Excuse me," says the captain, "but my officer her told me you had no license, no vehicle registration, and that you had stolen the car, killed its owner, cut him into pieces and loaded him in your trunk!" [/font]
[font=Times New Roman][font=Comic Sans MS]The woman answered, "Really? I bet the [censored] said I was speeding, too!"[/font][/font]