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Another butchered holiday song

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  1. I love to re-write songs this time of the year. I hope you get a smile out of it.

    Raindrops on noses and ice in my mittens
    Rode past that bad dog and twice I’ve been bitten
    Days on my trainer, I wish it were spring
    These are a few of my most hated things

    Ate half a turkey and two pound of strudel
    I ran out of real food and ate Raimen Noodles
    I have such a hangover my ears have a loud ring
    These are a few of my most hated things

    Bibs that are lime green with my jersey that clashes
    Dropping my chain and ass busting crashes
    My derailleur is broken and tied on with string
    These are a few of my most hated things

    When the dogs bite
    When the bees sting
    When I’m feeling bad
    I just remembered where I stashed a six pack
    And now I don’t feel so bad

  2. jhuskey said:

    I love to re-write songs this time of the year. I hope you get a smile out of it.

    Raindrops on noses and ice in my mittens
    Rode past that bad dog and twice I’ve been bitten
    Days on my trainer, I wish it were spring
    These are a few of my most hated things

    Ate half a turkey and two pound of strudel
    I ran out of real food and ate Raimen Noodles
    I have such a hangover my ears have a loud ring
    These are a few of my most hated things

    Bibs that are lime green with my jersey that clashes
    Dropping my chain and ass busting crashes
    My derailleur is broken and tied on with string
    These are a few of my most hated things

    When the dogs bite
    When the bees sting
    When I’m feeling bad
    I just remembered where I stashed a six pack
    And now I don’t feel so bad

    Clever...very clever!!!😄

  3. funny,

    now i just wish i can remember where i stashed my six-pack..

    jhuskey said:

    I love to re-write songs this time of the year. I hope you get a smile out of it.

    Raindrops on noses and ice in my mittens
    Rode past that bad dog and twice I’ve been bitten
    Days on my trainer, I wish it were spring
    These are a few of my most hated things

    Ate half a turkey and two pound of strudel
    I ran out of real food and ate Raimen Noodles
    I have such a hangover my ears have a loud ring
    These are a few of my most hated things

    Bibs that are lime green with my jersey that clashes
    Dropping my chain and ass busting crashes
    My derailleur is broken and tied on with string
    These are a few of my most hated things

    When the dogs bite
    When the bees sting
    When I’m feeling bad
    I just remembered where I stashed a six pack
    And now I don’t feel so bad

  4. jhuskey said:

    I love to re-write songs this time of the year. I hope you get a smile out of it.

    Raindrops on noses and ice in my mittens
    Rode past that bad dog and twice I’ve been bitten
    Days on my trainer, I wish it were spring
    These are a few of my most hated things

    Ate half a turkey and two pound of strudel
    I ran out of real food and ate Raimen Noodles
    I have such a hangover my ears have a loud ring
    These are a few of my most hated things

    Bibs that are lime green with my jersey that clashes
    Dropping my chain and ass busting crashes
    My derailleur is broken and tied on with string
    These are a few of my most hated things

    When the dogs bite
    When the bees sting
    When I’m feeling bad
    I just remembered where I stashed a six pack
    And now I don’t feel so bad


    Good one.... 😄

    You know it's that time of the year when you also hear many other Christmas song parodies on the radio....😄

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