An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito
and he jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and
jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it
to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's guy’s wife. "Hey, don't look at
me," she said, "He always makes his own lunch."