Anit-unicycle Townies



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Grogboy

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Does any body ever have the problem of townies/ned/charvas taking the
**** out of you when you unicycle? sayin **** such as oi mate uve lost
one fo ur wheels, or cud u not afford a bike? Cause i have recently
come under this problem. They are just jealous that they don't have the
talent that it takes to ride a unicycle. Does nebody have these
problems?


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Yeah I've had this problem mate and at first it hurt, probably because
they kciked me in the balls. But i just got the ****** crew to go and
sort them out and they brought me back their bollocks in a jar. I ate
them with a ****** bag of chips and a pint of Stella. Tasty **** I tell
ya. Safe as **** it was.


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SOUNDS SAFE MATE!! YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST GIVE THEM A SLAP WITH YOUR
WANKSPANNER!! SHOVED THEM CLIFFTONS THEY LOVE TO SMOKE UP THERE ****!!
THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SHANKS AND BIGFOOT BACK TO YOUR DEAN
GAFFNEY!!!


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Aww I tell ya mate back at my Dean Gaffney I made out with this ******
killa lass and stuck me knob right up her **** socket. It was the best
night of ****** love ever. Sex and Bollocks, class!


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