Aha and DUH!

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Saffire said:

Heh! You know I've been tracking my food intake, exercise, etc., in an Excel
spreadsheet since I started low-carbing. After a while, I started color-coding
dates on my "stats" worksheet to show PMS and which days I was on my period.
After a few months, I added a THIRD color code for my EXPECTED start of period so
that I would at least clue myself in as to when to expect the water weight gain
and whatever crankiness might crop up :-) I'm 2 days overdue, so DON'T [censored]
WITH ME! :-)

Hi Saffire. Is there anything I can do for you? Shine your shoes? Wash
your car? Clean your house? Anything. Anything at all.

Carol, terrified

I woke up to my TOM, so you can come out of your corner now :-) Of course,
offers to wash my car and clean my house are ALWAYS welcome, regardless of the
TOM :-)

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Saffire
205/151/125 - 5'1.5"
Atkins since 6/14/03
Progress photo: http://photos.yahoo.com/saffire333

Saffire said:

n article <[email hidden]>, damsel-
[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

Saffire said:

After a few months, I added a THIRD color code for my EXPECTED start of period so
that I would at least clue myself in as to when to expect the water weight gain
and whatever crankiness might crop up :-) I'm 2 days overdue, so DON'T [censored]
WITH ME! :-)

Hi Saffire. Is there anything I can do for you? Shine your shoes? Wash
your car? Clean your house? Anything. Anything at all.

Carol, terrified

I woke up to my TOM, so you can come out of your corner now :-) Of course,
offers to wash my car and clean my house are ALWAYS welcome, regardless of the
TOM :-)

Whew! Actually, I was only using those offers as an attempt to save my
life. <G>

Carol
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Fasting BG: 102
Bernstein Diabetes Solution 5/25/2004
Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001

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In article <[email hidden]>,
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How come every three months, when it's about time for my Depo-Provera shot,
I'm always puzzled and surprised by water retention, bloating, and
cravings? You'd think I'd be used to it and expecting it by now. I just
hope I get a whoosh after my shot next week, lol.

Heh! You know I've been tracking my food intake, exercise, etc., in an Excel
spreadsheet since I started low-carbing. After a while, I started color-coding
dates on my "stats" worksheet to show PMS and which days I was on my period.
After a few months, I added a THIRD color code for my EXPECTED start of period so
that I would at least clue myself in as to when to expect the water weight gain
and whatever crankiness might crop up :-) I'm 2 days overdue, so DON'T [censored]
WITH ME! :-)

Greenfeather runs for cover to avoid being shredded!!! OTOH, my wife
getting to that TOM and she's scouring the house for chocolate, but I
think she likes the skinnier squaw she is so she is sitting on the
couch leering at me!!
All good medcine,
GREENFEATHER (275/262/220)
M(165/153/110)