A song for Carla

Bicycle Jones, I got a bicycle Jones Got a bicycle Jones,
oh baby, oo-oo-ooo Yes, I am the victim of a bicycle Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be ridin' In fac',
I was de baddest rider in the whole neighborhood Then one
day, my mama bought me a bicycle And I loved that bicycle I
took that bicycle with me everywhere I went That bicycle
was like a bicycle to me I even put that bicycle underneath
my pillow Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night I need
help, ladies and gentlemens I need someone to track stand
beside me I need, I need someone to pick a line for me on
the twisty singletrack of life Someone I can ride with
Someone to hit the tricky bits on the singlespeed And not
end up tumbling down a cliff like Miles So cheerleaders,
help me out {cheerleaders sing repeatedly...} (bicycle
Jones, I got a bicycle Jones) (I got a bicycle Jones, oh
baby, oo-oo-ooo) {while Tyrone Wheelspokes sings/speaks...}
Oh, that sounds so sweet Sing it out C'mon Coach Baker,
Weird Rimmer, sing along with me That be bad, honky Yeah I
want everybody in the whole LBS to stand up and sing with
us Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud All right,
everybody watchin' coast-to-coast, sing along with us Pete
F, sing along with us JD, sing along with us Mike V, don't
sing nothin' Oh, it feels so good Gimme the bars I'll go
one-on-one against the world, no-hands I could wheelie drop
from six feet on my toes I could jump on top of the
tabletop, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change I
could, I could ride backwards I got more moves than Ex-Lax
I'm bad I could ride with my tongue Here I go DH, try to
stop me You can't stop me 'cause I got a bicycle Jones Here
I come That's my bunny hop with my eyebrow Yeah, I could
ride it with my nose I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the
bike I'm hot, I'm hot as..., I'm hot as..., I'm hot as...
uh Uh, uh, uh, uh (bicycle Jones, I got a bicycle Jones, I
got a bicycle Jones, bicycle Jones) (bicycle Jones, I got a
bicycle Jones, I got a bicycle Jones, bicycle Jones)
(bicycle Jones, I got a bicycle Jones, I got a bicycle
Jones, bicycle Jones) (bicycle Jones, I got a bicycle
Jones, I got a bicycle Jones, bicycle Jones) {fade}