Have you ever looked at all the diet books that are published?
Shelves upon shelves of books about dieting, and few if any of them
really work. Think of all the time spent reading all this rubbish,
where you could be exercising or doing enjoyable things.
Well, I just wrote yet another dieting book. However, the book is so
small it does not need to be published, and waste tons of paper.
Here's the entire book in one sentence.
"The next time you sit down to eat that wonderful looking and smelling
plate of food, think how that same food is going to look and smell
when it exits your [censored]". This alone should be enough to make you
lose lots of weight........
There you go, that's my entire diet book in complete form. Please
send money is this diet works for you. It's works for most people,
except those that forget what it looks like when it floats in the
toilet.......
Diet Advisor
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