A funny

This should be edited such that coconut and shrimp and
butter and so forth aren't maligned. Then it would be a tad
more factually correct.

-Chad

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Quoted message said:

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli,
cauliflower, and

spinach,

Quoted message said:

green, yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds; so Man and
Woman would

live long

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and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan
created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said,
"You want hot fudge with that?" And Man said,

"Yes!" and

Quoted message said:

Woman said, "I'll have another with sprinkles." And lo
they gained 10

pounds.

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And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep
the figure that

Man

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found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and
sugar from the

cane, and

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combined them. And Woman went from size 2 to size 10.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad."

And Satan presented crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing and
garlic toast on the

side.

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And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following
the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables
and olive oil in

which

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to cook them."

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut shrimp, butter
dipped lobster

chunks

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and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.
And Man's

cholesterol

Quoted message said:

went through the roof.

God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children
might lose those

extra

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pounds.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control
so Man would not

have

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to toil changing the channels. And man and woman laughed
and cried before

the

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flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging
suits.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat
and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
starchy center

into

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chips and deep-fried them in animal fats and added copious
quantities of

salt.

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And Man put on more pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer
calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonald's and the 99-cent double
cheeseburger. Then

Lucifer

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said, "You want fries with that?" and Man replied, "Yes!
And super size'

em!"

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And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into
cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs.