Thats probably the only time in your life you'll have dealings with that disgusting individual. Just feel sorry for the poor bloke driving the car. With any luck he's taking her to a nearby field to stick a shovel through her head and bury her where she will never be found.
urc seems to have a pretty florrid imagination for revenge on transgressors. Is there a resident psychologist on hand?
So far she's had her goolies cut off (!) and burnt and been buried after having a shovel stuck through her head. Any more suggestions? Spokes under the fingernails, a debate on which tyres burn best for a necklacing, the merits of 8 or 9 speed chains for GBH?
So far she's had her goolies cut off (!) and burnt and been buried after having a shovel stuck through her head. Any more suggestions? Spokes under the fingernails, a debate on which tyres burn best for a necklacing, the merits of 8 or 9 speed chains for GBH?
Yes, does seem a bit extreme really - after all, it's not as if she physically attacked anyone, she was just rude. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words won't hurt me much unless someone drops a case of dictionaries on me...
If anything, I feel a bit sorry for her - she must have a pretty miserable life if yelling abuse at others is her idea of fun.
-- Carol "I was just being a little teapot. It's a bad habit of mine" - Wyvern, Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased).
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Thats probably the only time in your life you'll have dealings with that disgusting individual. Just feel sorry for the poor bloke driving the car. With any luck he's taking her to a nearby field to stick a shovel through her head and bury her where she will never be found.
There seems to be a bit of a recurring theme of shovels on URC this week. Are they available as an accessory in your local bike shop and if not, should they be? :-)
So far she's had her goolies cut off (!) and burnt and been buried after having a shovel stuck through her head. Any more suggestions? Spokes under the fingernails, a debate on which tyres burn best for a necklacing, the merits of 8 or 9 speed chains for GBH?
Interesting question. Clearly we need a "best tyres for necklacing" thread. Are gnarlies better than slicks for that purpose? Would the bigger air chamber of the Scwalbe Big Apple make it particularly suitable? Should we be filling an inner tube with petrol to compensate for the limited capacity of the tyre? And if so, should we use Schraeder or Presta valves?
Yes, does seem a bit extreme really - after all, it's not as if she physically attacked anyone, she was just rude. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words won't hurt me much unless someone drops a case of dictionaries on me...
Yes, does seem a bit extreme really - after all, it's not as if she physically attacked anyone, she was just rude. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words won't hurt me much unless someone drops a case of dictionaries on me...
A dictionary, Chambers, fell on our cat the other night. She's a bit cautious around bioks now.
Yes, does seem a bit extreme really - after all, it's not as if she physically attacked anyone, she was just rude. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words won't hurt me much unless someone drops a case of dictionaries on me...
A dictionary, Chambers, fell on our cat the other night. She's a bit cautious around *bioks* now.
Nasty, is this sort of dyslexia something she'll recover from?
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Thats probably the only time in your life you'll have dealings with that disgusting individual. Just feel sorry for the poor bloke driving the car. With any luck he's taking her to a nearby field to stick a shovel through her head and bury her where she will never be found.
There seems to be a bit of a recurring theme of shovels on URC this week. Are they available as an accessory in your local bike shop and if not, should they be? :-)
What would be nice is a titanium entrenching tool/folding shovel for seriously off-road expeditions. Maybe with a sharpened edge so that it doubles as an axe.. -- Matt K Waikikamukau,NZ
If anything, I feel a bit sorry for her - she must have a pretty miserable life if yelling abuse at others is her idea of fun.
Thats what I'm saying here. Her life is so miserably a shovel through the head is the best solution to her problem. You know it makes sense.
I'm all for forgiving people for their minor sins as we all know life can make you angry and depressed at the worst of times but I also enjoy thinking about shovels going through people's heads.
Yes, does seem a bit extreme really - after all, it's not as if she physically attacked anyone, she was just rude. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words won't hurt me much unless someone drops a case of dictionaries on me...
That's a good one - imagine the paper cuts!
Ouch! :-)
I have to admit I stole that from a "Wizard of Id" cartoon, in which someone actually does do this to the hopeless Sir Rodney.
-- Carol "I was just being a little teapot. It's a bad habit of mine" - Wyvern, Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased).
If anything, I feel a bit sorry for her - she must have a pretty miserable life if yelling abuse at others is her idea of fun.
Thats what I'm saying here. Her life is so miserably a shovel through the head is the best solution to her problem. You know it makes sense.
Perhaps, but it's not up to me to make that judgement about someone I know nothing else about.
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I'm all for forgiving people for their minor sins as we all know life can make you angry and depressed at the worst of times but I also enjoy thinking about shovels going through people's heads.
I think I know what you mean - it can be cathartic to imagine bad things happening to people who've been unkind to us, but it's probably not healthy to dwell on it *too* much :-)
-- Carol "I was just being a little teapot. It's a bad habit of mine" - Wyvern, Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased).
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I don't generally hurl abuse at total strangers merely because they happen to be using the same bit of road as me.
You should consider that is because you superior to her in terms of intelligence and ability to get on with others. Waving at them demonstrates this.
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...whom I met on my way back from the shops today.
It was a narrow road with passing places, and the driver of the car in which this exemplar of womanhood was the passenger had kindly pulled over in one to let me by.
As I passed, the nice lady shouted something to me, most of which was unintelligible, but I clearly heard the last three words "...you fat [censored]." As I said, charming.
On the road to Blacktoft? Blimey, I could have understood it in the centre of London or Brum, but in the back of beyond? What is the world coming too?
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...whom I met on my way back from the shops today.
It was a narrow road with passing places, and the driver of the car in which this exemplar of womanhood was the passenger had kindly pulled over in one to let me by.
As I passed, the nice lady shouted something to me, most of which was unintelligible, but I clearly heard the last three words "...you fat [censored]." As I said, charming.
On the road to Broomfleet? Blimey, I could understand it in London or Brum, but in the back of beyond? What is the world coming to?
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...whom I met on my way back from the shops today.
It was a narrow road with passing places, and the driver of the car in which this exemplar of womanhood was the passenger had kindly pulled over in one to let me by.
As I passed, the nice lady shouted something to me, most of which was unintelligible, but I clearly heard the last three words "...you fat [censored]." As I said, charming.
On the road to Broomfleet? Blimey, I could understand it in London or Brum, but in the back of beyond? What is the world coming to?
[email hidden] (Carol Hague) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
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...whom I met on my way back from the shops today.
It was a narrow road with passing places, and the driver of the car in which this exemplar of womanhood was the passenger had kindly pulled over in one to let me by.
As I passed, the nice lady shouted something to me, most of which was unintelligible, but I clearly heard the last three words "...you fat [censored]." As I said, charming.
On the road to Broomfleet? Blimey, I could understand it in London or Brum, but in the back of beyond? What is the world coming to?
