"Inside was quite dark with dodgy music and silhouettes of girls dancing. It turned out to be a knocking shop and it was my birthday. The lads all had a whip round and suggested I go and have a good time -- well I was a young full blooded male and a sprinter at that so I started to dance with this girl.
Moments later the lights went on, the door burst open, it was a cop raid. To my horror the girl I was dancing with had no teeth and was covered in spots. That was a lucky escape but no such luck -- we were all pinned up against the wall with guns pointed at the back of our heads."
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Moments later the lights went on, the door burst open, it was a cop raid. To my horror the girl I was dancing with had no teeth and was covered in spots. That was a lucky escape but no such luck -- we were all pinned up against the wall with guns pointed at the back of our heads."
Sounds like a description of Chris Mitchell with a wig on.
"Inside was quite dark with dodgy music and silhouettes of girls dancing. It turned out to be a knocking shop and it was my birthday. The lads all had a whip round and suggested I go and have a good time -- well I was a young full blooded male and a sprinter at that so I started to dance with this girl.
Moments later the lights went on, the door burst open, it was a cop raid. To my horror the girl I was dancing with had no teeth and was covered in spots. That was a lucky escape but no such luck -- we were all pinned up against the wall with guns pointed at the back of our heads."