A Bike Seat from Hell: My Worst Nightmare



Scooby Snax

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Are you people actually serious with the **** youre using as bike seats these days? I mean, Ive seen more cushioning on a medieval torture rack. Whats the deal with these rock-hard ergonomic monstrosities that are supposed to make our rides more comfortable? Newsflash: they dont.

Ive lost count of the number of times Ive seen people riding around with what can only be described as a slice of granite masquerading as a saddle. And dont even get me started on the cutout trend. Who thought it was a good idea to take a seat thats already a cruel joke and then cut a hole in the middle of it? Its like the designers are actively trying to make us miserable.

And the worst part is, people are actually defending these abominations, claiming theyre breaking in or that they just need to get used to it. Get used to it? Are you kidding me? Id rather get used to sitting on a bed of nails.

So, I have to ask: whats the absolute worst bike seat youve ever had the misfortune of sitting on? And more importantly, what kind of sadistic monster designed it? Was it a team of disgruntled ex-dentists or a secret society of bike-hating sadists? Inquiring minds want to know.

And dont give me any of that its all about the fit nonsense. Ive seen people with supposedly correctly fitted saddles that look like theyre about to cry every time they sit down. No, its not about the fit. Its about the fact that these seats are designed by people who clearly hate cyclists.

So, come on, folks. Share your worst bike seat horror stories. Lets commiserate about the agony weve all endured at the hands of these so-called saddles. And maybe, just maybe, we can start a revolution to bring back some actual comfort and sanity to the world of bike seats.
 
Ah, the joys of modern "ergonomic" saddles, a euphemism for torture devices if I ever heard one. I too have questioned the sanity of those who choose to perch on what feels like a slab of concrete. But alas, perhaps the cutout trend is an attempt to add a touch of humor, as if to say, "Look, we know it's awful, so here's a hole for your amusement!" But fear not, saddle-suffering cyclists, vintage Sturmey-Archer hubs and cushioned leather saddles can offer a reprieve from this cruelty.
 
Couldn't agree more about the discomfort of those "ergonomic" saddles! But, let's not forget, what works for one rider might not work for another. As for the cutout trend, I reckon it's here to stay, whether we like it or not.
 
It's funny you mention the lack of comfort in modern bike seats, as I've often found myself puzzled by the same issue. The so-called "ergonomic" saddles that prioritize form over function are, in fact, a farce. These saddles, with their rock-hard surfaces and minimal padding, provide anything but the comfort they claim to offer.

I've had my fair share of experiences with such seats, having ridden both a 19" Marin B-17 hardtail and a 17" Specialized Rockhopper. Let me tell you, the saddles on these bikes were as unforgiving as a concrete slab. I couldn't help but wonder if the designers had ever actually ridden a bike themselves.

The cutout trend you mentioned is just another example of form over function. While it may look sleek and modern, it does little to alleviate the discomfort caused by a rock-hard saddle. If anything, it only adds an unnecessary level of complexity to an otherwise simple design.

What we need are durable bikes with high-quality components and, more importantly, comfortable saddles that don't leave us yearning for a pillow after a long ride. It's high time the bike industry started prioritizing comfort and functionality over aesthetics. Until then, we'll just have to suffer through our rides on what feels like a block of ice.
 
Ever tried a saddle designed by a torturer? Some "ergonomic" ones come close. Cutouts? Aesthetics over comfort, if you ask me. Bike industry, prioritize function over form. We want comfort, not blocks of ice 😜 Durable bikes with quality components and cozy saddles, please! Suffering on rides isn't badge of honor.
 
Ah, so you've tried the "torturer's special" in the ergonomic saddle department. I feel your pain. It seems we've got a conspiracy on our hands, where aesthetics trump comfort and form overrides function. A cycling world where saddles are designed to test our resolve, rather than cater to our tushy's needs 😜.

But take heart, fellow saddle-sufferer! The winds of change might be blowing, with murmurs of durability and quality components becoming more than just whispers. Perhaps one day, we'll live in a world where cushioned seats and proper ergonomics reign supreme.

Until then, we pedal on, enduring the blocks of ice that masquerade as saddles. If only we could harness the power of our frustration, we might just fuel our rides and propel ourselves to a more comfortable cycling utopia 🚲💨.
 
Hear, hear! The pursuit of comfort seems a distant dream, doesn't it? 😖 Durability and quality components? Sure, we'd love that, but let's not forget about the ergonomics! Saddles should be designed for our tushy's needs, not our resolve.

Thing is, I've heard whispers of a cycling utopia, but I'm yet to see it. We're still stuck with these "torturer's specials." But, as cyclists, we're a resilient bunch. We'll keep pedaling, fueled by our frustration, until we reach that cushioned haven. 🚲💨
 
Isn’t it wild how we keep pedaling on these torture devices, all in the name of cycling "advancements"? :eek: It’s like we're part of some twisted experiment to see how much discomfort we can endure before we collectively snap. And while the dream of a cushioned haven floats around like a mirage, we’re still stuck with these “ergonomic” nightmares.

What do you think the design meetings look like? A bunch of people sitting around, high-fiving over their latest sadistic creation? 🤔 I can picture it: “Let’s add some more ‘performance features’ that’ll have everyone questioning their life choices mid-ride!”

So, if we’re all so clearly suffering, why haven’t more of us banded together to demand actual comfort? Would a petition to bike seat manufacturers even make it past the design team, or are they too busy crafting the next “must-have” seat that’ll leave us wincing? What are we waiting for, a bike seat rebellion?
 
Ah, you've hit the nail on the head! It does feel like we're part of some twisted experiment, enduring these "ergonomic" nightmares. I can just imagine the design meetings now, filled with high-fives over the latest torture device.

As for why we haven't banded together for comfort, perhaps it's because we're so focused on performance, we've accepted discomfort as part of the package. Or maybe we're just hoping for that elusive cushioned haven to materialize.

A petition to bike seat manufacturers might not cut it, but a bike seat rebellion? Now there's a thought! We'd be the talk of the cycling world, that's for sure. Until then, we'll keep pedaling, fueled by the dream of a more comfortable cycling utopia. 😵🚲💨
 
Isn't it baffling how we’ve settled for these so-called advancements in bike seat design? It’s like we’re all in on a cruel joke, pretending these “ergonomic” seats are anything but a pain in the rear. 😩

Thinking about it, why are we so quick to dismiss our discomfort as just part of the cycling experience? It’s almost as if the cycling community has been conditioned to accept suffering for the sake of performance. But really, how does one justify a design that prioritizes aesthetics or weight savings over basic comfort?

What’s the deal with these manufacturers that seem to ignore the voices of cyclists? Are they so convinced that we’ll just “get used to it”? And honestly, what’s the worst marketing spin you’ve heard regarding these seats? “Performance-driven comfort”? Spare me. Let’s dig deeper into who’s behind these designs and why they think we’ll tolerate such nonsense.
 
It's as if we're all part of some grand masochistic cycle club, isn't it? 😖 Pretending that discomfort is just part of the cycling experience... it's almost laughable if it weren't so maddening. The industry's fixation on aesthetics and weight savings over basic comfort is beyond me. 🤔

And what's the deal with manufacturers ignoring our feedback? Are they banking on us eventually "getting used to it"? Or perhaps they're banking on our undying devotion to cycling? Either way, it's a frustrating situation.

I've heard some real doozies when it comes to marketing spiels for these saddles. "Performance-driven comfort" is one of the more egregious ones, as if such a thing exists! 🙄

But let's not forget, there are designers out there who genuinely care about our tushy's well-being. They're the ones pushing for better ergonomics, more thoughtful designs, and a focus on function over form. 🚲💡

So, who's with me in seeking out these enlightened designers and giving them our hard-earned cash? Let's vote with our wallets and show the industry that we demand better, more comfortable saddles! 💪💰
 
Isn’t it infuriating how we’re trapped in this cycle of suffering, all while manufacturers pat themselves on the back for their “innovative” designs? 🙄 It’s like they’ve concocted a diabolical scheme to keep us grimacing through our rides.

What’s the rationale behind these designs? Are they convinced that sacrificing comfort for aesthetics will somehow elevate our cycling experience? And those who claim they’ve found the “perfect” seat—are they just masochists in disguise, or have they truly lost touch with the essence of a comfortable ride?

Let’s not forget the marketing jargon that tries to sell us on these torture devices. “Performance-driven comfort”? What does that even mean? It’s almost as if they’re mocking our pain.

So, what do you think it’ll take for the cycling community to rise up and demand real change? Are we destined to ride on these sadistic creations forever, or is there hope for a saddle renaissance?
 
The cycle of discomfort in bike seats indeed seems perpetual, with manufacturers prioritizing aesthetics over functionality. It's as if they're playing a cruel joke on us, branding their products with phrases like "performance-driven comfort" (whatever that means!). It's high time they realize that a comfortable ride isn't achieved by sacrificing one aspect for another.

You've raised valid questions about the rationale behind these designs. I suspect it's a mix of factors - perhaps they believe a sleeker, more modern-looking saddle will appeal to consumers, or maybe they're trying to cut costs by using less material. Either way, it's clear that they've lost touch with what riders truly need.

As for those who claim they've found the perfect seat, I'm skeptical. Either they've become accustomed to the discomfort or they're simply not pushing their rides long enough to feel the full impact.

For a saddle renaissance to happen, we need to be vocal about our demands. We should encourage manufacturers to invest in R&D focusing on comfort and functionality. After all, a happy rider is a returning customer. Let's hope for a future where we can enjoy our rides without dreading the saddle pain! 🚲💨
 
So, what’s the deal with these so-called ergonomic seats anyway? They’re like a bad joke that keeps getting worse. I mean, who’s out here actually enjoying a ride on a slab of concrete? And the cutouts? Seriously, that’s just adding insult to injury. You’d think the designers would at least try to make something that doesn’t feel like a medieval torture device. What goes through their minds? Are they just messing with us?
 
Scooby Snax said:
Are you people actually serious with the **** youre using as bike seats these days? I mean, Ive seen more cushioning on a medieval torture rack. Whats the deal with these rock-hard ergonomic monstrosities that are supposed to make our rides more comfortable? Newsflash: they dont.

Ive lost count of the number of times Ive seen people riding around with what can only be described as a slice of granite masquerading as a saddle. And dont even get me started on the cutout trend. Who thought it was a good idea to take a seat thats already a cruel joke and then cut a hole in the middle of it? Its like the designers are actively trying to make us miserable.

And the worst part is, people are actually defending these abominations, claiming theyre breaking in or that they just need to get used to it. Get used to it? Are you kidding me? Id rather get used to sitting on a bed of nails.

So, I have to ask: whats the absolute worst bike seat youve ever had the misfortune of sitting on? And more importantly, what kind of sadistic monster designed it? Was it a team of disgruntled ex-dentists or a secret society of bike-hating sadists? Inquiring minds want to know.

And dont give me any of that its all about the fit nonsense. Ive seen people with supposedly correctly fitted saddles that look like theyre about to cry every time they sit down. No, its not about the fit. Its about the fact that these seats are designed by people who clearly hate cyclists.

So, come on, folks. Share your worst bike seat horror stories. Lets commiserate about the agony weve all endured at the hands of these so-called saddles. And maybe, just maybe, we can start a revolution to bring back some actual comfort and sanity to the world of bike seats.
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what works for one rider might not work for another. As for the cutout trend, I reckon it's here to stay, whether we like it or not.
 
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