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Mikefule
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Devon is wetter than most of the rest of England, and Dartmoor is wetter
than the rest of Devon. Nestling in the middle of Dartmoor is
Princetown: the wettest place of all. Dartmoor Muni Weekend is in a
campsite at the moist end of Princetown, and starts part way through
the wettest drought since records began.
Things are not looking good on Saturday morning as I paddle my tent
down the field towards the toilet block and nearly capsize in the car
park.
An hour or two later, already cold and slightly demoralized, I am on an
island of high ground in the camping field, the waves gently lapping at
my knees, and surrounded by young, tanned fit Muni gods. By way of
contrast, I am a middle aged pasty-faced unfit Muni-owning atheist.
At last we set off, down across the wet grass, leaving deep rutted
single-tyre tracks, then through the car park, through the gate, and
onto the uphill path.
The important word there was “uphill”. It’s not
steep, but it’s nearly too much for my sluggish morning legs.
Already I fear being left for dead, stranded high on the lonely moor,
while the others ride on at warp speed until they reach the pub and
some kind soul remarks, “I wonder whatever happened to that
Mike.”
But then someone else UPDs. I am not the first, and that is always
good for morale - well, mine at least, if not necessarily theirs.
The first section of the ride is a fairly steady uphill on a rolled
grit path with occasional rocky intrusions. Every 50 metres or so, a
granite gully crosses the path to allow water to flow across (just in
case, for example, it rains). These gullies are all slightly
different and each presents a new challenge. Some are V shaped, others
U shaped, and a few have little ramps up to them, making them M shaped.
The map later told me we passed South Hessary Tor, but I’m
blowed if I saw it.
My riding style is more foil than broadsword, and I pick my way
delicately through or around each obstacle at low speed. Sometimes I
hold back a little to allow the rider in front to clear the way, to
give myself chance to plan my route, and to allow Joe to overtake me at
high speed, and attack the obstacle with all the delicacy of a
chainsaw. Others pause and hop (a skill I must learn). This is the
first time for a long time that I have seen anyone else riding Muni,
and I find I still have a lot to learn.
After about 2.5 km of this, I am starting to get into my stride.
I’ve had maybe two UPDs and one PD, and don’t feel too out
of my depth skills-wise. Speed and stamina may be a problem, but so
far so good.
I reach the cross roads, and am directed to turn right down a long and
rocky descent. A later glance at the map suggests that this descent is
just shy of 200 metres over about 3.5 kilometres. The track is rough
and rocky, with some loose rocks the size of house bricks, lots of
loose gravelly stuff, puddles, and big fixed rocks. It is piddling
with rain, and each rock is wet and slippery.
This is perhaps the most sustained technical challenge I have ever
faced on a unicycle, and I am quite pleased with the progress I make.
I reach the bottom with only two UPDs. The glory would be all the
greater were it not for the fact that I am on a 24 x 3, and young Tom
(aged 8) is riding it faster and better on his 20. When I fall, I
swear; when he falls, he grins. The kid’s indestructible.
Part way down this section, a few of us pause to regroup, and we are
overtaken by two downhill mountain bikers. We can hear their cold wet
disc brakes squeaking as they approach, and they pick their way though
at not much over walking pace. The Lord of the Flies mentality of a
large group of young males takes over, and we tease them mercilessly
with comments such as “What’s your other wheel?”
One of the bikers misses the point entirely and remarks, “I bet
you wish you had full suspension and a few gears now.” Yes, and
maybe a Land Rover?
At the bottom of this long descent, we regroup on the edge of a road.
This is a dark damp place, but oddly beautiful, with all the rocks and
tree trunks soft with pale green moss. Sarah Miller meets us here with
offers of lifts for any who wish to bale out. We realise we have lost
a couple of riders, and Rob takes it upon himself to ride back up the
hill to find them! You know: the hill that was the toughest sustained
descent of my Muni career so far - he’s just going to “nip
back up it”... on a bigger wheel than mine. With a remark that
he will “catch us up,” he gives a cheery wave (insofar as a
Goth can be cheery without breaking ranks) and disappears from view at
high speed.
The rest of us carry on along a fairly flat and very wet road that
passes Burrator Reservoir. It is so foggy and wet that we can barely
see the reservoir, which is only a few metres away on the right. On a
clear day, it would be beautiful; in another life, so would I.
Then there is a long and steep road climb back up towards the moor.
Here is the one place where my 24 should give me an advantage over the
rest of the pack, who are on a mixture of mainly 26s and 29s - and some
with shorter cranks. But it is not to be. You can do all the
arithmetic you like, but there is no substitute for actually being able
to ride well. Of the Four Esses of Unicycling (skill, speed, stamina
and strength) I score moderately on the first, and pathetically low on
the other three. I make it to the top with only one UPD, but although
many of the others fall off a lot more often, they manage each time to
remount and overtake me.
Comic moment of the ride: young Tom on his 20 is powering up the hill
like a train on the Snowdon Mountain Railway. Tue decides to offer him
some unasked-for paternal assistance, rides in front of him, takes his
hand then immediately falls off. Tom shakes his hand free without
losing control and rides on!
From the top of this climb, there is a long track across the moor. The
weather has really closed in now, with visibility down to 10 metres or
so. Rain and fog are blasting across the path horizontally. If you
ride in this, you get tired; if you stop to rest you get cold. My
emergency supply of Jaffa Cakes has run out, and I notice that all the
more experienced riders have Soreen Malt Loaf, or Lyles Golden Syrup
Cake. I still have much to learn!
The track is rough and rocky, with lots of loose stuff, and with just
enough incline to make it very difficult indeed. The map shows about
5 km of this, with over 100 metres of climbing, and even the toughest
riders walked most of the first half. It’s the sort of track
where every turn of the cranks might lead to a UPD, and riding is often
harder work and slower than walking.
The second half of this section is easier, with some nice challenges
uphill and downhill. To our right, we pass the open pit of an ancient
bronze mine, one of many such relics of Dartmoor’s bronze age
past. On a nicer day, we might stop here and explore, maybe being
rewarded with a small nugget of the pure bronze that can still be found
washed out of the loose rock after the winter’s rain. However,
today the mine is no more than an obstacle to be avoided as the path
passes perilously close to the edge. And anyway, the winter’s
rain hasn’t stopped yet!
We reach a crossroads that I recognise. To my left is the long descent
from earlier in the ride. That means the campsite must be straight on,
and not too far away. The rest of the group has strung out and with
the fog so thick, I have no idea whether there is anyone behind me -
although I have a good idea that there are several in front of me! I
decide not to wait, but to ride on.
The descent to the campsite is far longer than I remember. The V, U
and M shaped gullies are no easier than I remember, despite the fact
that my general direction is down. The visibility has closed right in,
and the wind is making sure that the water finds its way into every
fold of my skin and every layer of my clothing. My left knee is
starting to twinge, and my seat is chafing.
Morale hits a new low, and my mind turns depressively to the many cold
wet and windy holidays I have had over the years - motorcycling,
bicycling, tandeming, hiking, diving, boating, kayaking. And now add
Muniing. Next year, a chavvy trip to the flesh pots of sunny Ibiza is
looking good.
But at last, I reach the campsite, and find the others standing in a
group chatting, so I can’t have been more than a couple of
minutes off the pace. I repair straight to the car, where I huddle
under a dry towel and recover my composure before making a break for
the shower block.
Half an hour later, in the warm bar of the pub, we regroup.
Who’s up for the afternoon ride? Crazy people!
I’m up for a veggie fry up in the Fox Tor Café, lots of coffee,
and reading the paper. I’m not alone in this, but far from in
the majority - several of the lads set off on another 10 mile ride!
From my new GPS:
Max speed 10.7 mph (17.2 km)
12.7 miles (20.43 km)
Average riding speed (excluding stops) 5.7 mph (9.17 kph)
I have included one deliberate error of “general knowledge”
in there. Usual rules. If you want to play, PM me with your answers.
If you don’t want to play, then please don’t spoil it for
those who do by referring to the “error” in a reply.
The “deliberate error” is of the sort that a person with no
specialist knowledge of unicycling could spot on his or her first ever
visit to the forum.
--
Mikefule
As each man has set up his loom, so will he endure the labour and the
fortune of it
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than the rest of Devon. Nestling in the middle of Dartmoor is
Princetown: the wettest place of all. Dartmoor Muni Weekend is in a
campsite at the moist end of Princetown, and starts part way through
the wettest drought since records began.
Things are not looking good on Saturday morning as I paddle my tent
down the field towards the toilet block and nearly capsize in the car
park.
An hour or two later, already cold and slightly demoralized, I am on an
island of high ground in the camping field, the waves gently lapping at
my knees, and surrounded by young, tanned fit Muni gods. By way of
contrast, I am a middle aged pasty-faced unfit Muni-owning atheist.
At last we set off, down across the wet grass, leaving deep rutted
single-tyre tracks, then through the car park, through the gate, and
onto the uphill path.
The important word there was “uphill”. It’s not
steep, but it’s nearly too much for my sluggish morning legs.
Already I fear being left for dead, stranded high on the lonely moor,
while the others ride on at warp speed until they reach the pub and
some kind soul remarks, “I wonder whatever happened to that
Mike.”
But then someone else UPDs. I am not the first, and that is always
good for morale - well, mine at least, if not necessarily theirs.
The first section of the ride is a fairly steady uphill on a rolled
grit path with occasional rocky intrusions. Every 50 metres or so, a
granite gully crosses the path to allow water to flow across (just in
case, for example, it rains). These gullies are all slightly
different and each presents a new challenge. Some are V shaped, others
U shaped, and a few have little ramps up to them, making them M shaped.
The map later told me we passed South Hessary Tor, but I’m
blowed if I saw it.
My riding style is more foil than broadsword, and I pick my way
delicately through or around each obstacle at low speed. Sometimes I
hold back a little to allow the rider in front to clear the way, to
give myself chance to plan my route, and to allow Joe to overtake me at
high speed, and attack the obstacle with all the delicacy of a
chainsaw. Others pause and hop (a skill I must learn). This is the
first time for a long time that I have seen anyone else riding Muni,
and I find I still have a lot to learn.
After about 2.5 km of this, I am starting to get into my stride.
I’ve had maybe two UPDs and one PD, and don’t feel too out
of my depth skills-wise. Speed and stamina may be a problem, but so
far so good.
I reach the cross roads, and am directed to turn right down a long and
rocky descent. A later glance at the map suggests that this descent is
just shy of 200 metres over about 3.5 kilometres. The track is rough
and rocky, with some loose rocks the size of house bricks, lots of
loose gravelly stuff, puddles, and big fixed rocks. It is piddling
with rain, and each rock is wet and slippery.
This is perhaps the most sustained technical challenge I have ever
faced on a unicycle, and I am quite pleased with the progress I make.
I reach the bottom with only two UPDs. The glory would be all the
greater were it not for the fact that I am on a 24 x 3, and young Tom
(aged 8) is riding it faster and better on his 20. When I fall, I
swear; when he falls, he grins. The kid’s indestructible.
Part way down this section, a few of us pause to regroup, and we are
overtaken by two downhill mountain bikers. We can hear their cold wet
disc brakes squeaking as they approach, and they pick their way though
at not much over walking pace. The Lord of the Flies mentality of a
large group of young males takes over, and we tease them mercilessly
with comments such as “What’s your other wheel?”
One of the bikers misses the point entirely and remarks, “I bet
you wish you had full suspension and a few gears now.” Yes, and
maybe a Land Rover?
At the bottom of this long descent, we regroup on the edge of a road.
This is a dark damp place, but oddly beautiful, with all the rocks and
tree trunks soft with pale green moss. Sarah Miller meets us here with
offers of lifts for any who wish to bale out. We realise we have lost
a couple of riders, and Rob takes it upon himself to ride back up the
hill to find them! You know: the hill that was the toughest sustained
descent of my Muni career so far - he’s just going to “nip
back up it”... on a bigger wheel than mine. With a remark that
he will “catch us up,” he gives a cheery wave (insofar as a
Goth can be cheery without breaking ranks) and disappears from view at
high speed.
The rest of us carry on along a fairly flat and very wet road that
passes Burrator Reservoir. It is so foggy and wet that we can barely
see the reservoir, which is only a few metres away on the right. On a
clear day, it would be beautiful; in another life, so would I.
Then there is a long and steep road climb back up towards the moor.
Here is the one place where my 24 should give me an advantage over the
rest of the pack, who are on a mixture of mainly 26s and 29s - and some
with shorter cranks. But it is not to be. You can do all the
arithmetic you like, but there is no substitute for actually being able
to ride well. Of the Four Esses of Unicycling (skill, speed, stamina
and strength) I score moderately on the first, and pathetically low on
the other three. I make it to the top with only one UPD, but although
many of the others fall off a lot more often, they manage each time to
remount and overtake me.
Comic moment of the ride: young Tom on his 20 is powering up the hill
like a train on the Snowdon Mountain Railway. Tue decides to offer him
some unasked-for paternal assistance, rides in front of him, takes his
hand then immediately falls off. Tom shakes his hand free without
losing control and rides on!
From the top of this climb, there is a long track across the moor. The
weather has really closed in now, with visibility down to 10 metres or
so. Rain and fog are blasting across the path horizontally. If you
ride in this, you get tired; if you stop to rest you get cold. My
emergency supply of Jaffa Cakes has run out, and I notice that all the
more experienced riders have Soreen Malt Loaf, or Lyles Golden Syrup
Cake. I still have much to learn!
The track is rough and rocky, with lots of loose stuff, and with just
enough incline to make it very difficult indeed. The map shows about
5 km of this, with over 100 metres of climbing, and even the toughest
riders walked most of the first half. It’s the sort of track
where every turn of the cranks might lead to a UPD, and riding is often
harder work and slower than walking.
The second half of this section is easier, with some nice challenges
uphill and downhill. To our right, we pass the open pit of an ancient
bronze mine, one of many such relics of Dartmoor’s bronze age
past. On a nicer day, we might stop here and explore, maybe being
rewarded with a small nugget of the pure bronze that can still be found
washed out of the loose rock after the winter’s rain. However,
today the mine is no more than an obstacle to be avoided as the path
passes perilously close to the edge. And anyway, the winter’s
rain hasn’t stopped yet!
We reach a crossroads that I recognise. To my left is the long descent
from earlier in the ride. That means the campsite must be straight on,
and not too far away. The rest of the group has strung out and with
the fog so thick, I have no idea whether there is anyone behind me -
although I have a good idea that there are several in front of me! I
decide not to wait, but to ride on.
The descent to the campsite is far longer than I remember. The V, U
and M shaped gullies are no easier than I remember, despite the fact
that my general direction is down. The visibility has closed right in,
and the wind is making sure that the water finds its way into every
fold of my skin and every layer of my clothing. My left knee is
starting to twinge, and my seat is chafing.
Morale hits a new low, and my mind turns depressively to the many cold
wet and windy holidays I have had over the years - motorcycling,
bicycling, tandeming, hiking, diving, boating, kayaking. And now add
Muniing. Next year, a chavvy trip to the flesh pots of sunny Ibiza is
looking good.
But at last, I reach the campsite, and find the others standing in a
group chatting, so I can’t have been more than a couple of
minutes off the pace. I repair straight to the car, where I huddle
under a dry towel and recover my composure before making a break for
the shower block.
Half an hour later, in the warm bar of the pub, we regroup.
Who’s up for the afternoon ride? Crazy people!
I’m up for a veggie fry up in the Fox Tor Café, lots of coffee,
and reading the paper. I’m not alone in this, but far from in
the majority - several of the lads set off on another 10 mile ride!
From my new GPS:
Max speed 10.7 mph (17.2 km)
12.7 miles (20.43 km)
Average riding speed (excluding stops) 5.7 mph (9.17 kph)
I have included one deliberate error of “general knowledge”
in there. Usual rules. If you want to play, PM me with your answers.
If you don’t want to play, then please don’t spoil it for
those who do by referring to the “error” in a reply.
The “deliberate error” is of the sort that a person with no
specialist knowledge of unicycling could spot on his or her first ever
visit to the forum.
--
Mikefule
As each man has set up his loom, so will he endure the labour and the
fortune of it
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